Silver Tongue

Aug 06

i-know-that-im-short:
“ ​I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity
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I stopped using facebook like 4 years ago, where do I sign up for this

i-know-that-im-short:

​I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity

I stopped using facebook like 4 years ago, where do I sign up for this

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safetytank:
“ steppsful:
“ songofsunset:
“ xdominoe:
“ purplebloodedmajesty:
“ walkinchicken:
“ kotaku:
“ The End, by Alister Lockhart.
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Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives...

safetytank:

steppsful:

songofsunset:

xdominoe:

purplebloodedmajesty:

walkinchicken:

kotaku:

The End, by Alister Lockhart.

Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives is a good thing, then idk what the hell u doin.

Besides, like, that is literally a Giant Monster Rampaging Through The Town. What the fuck is the everyday person gonna do other than Tweet/Instagram/Post about it going “It’s the apocalypse you guys! Eyyyy lmao #apocalypse #deathrising #nofilter”?

#like come on your cellphone may not defeat the beast#but it can gain you like 50000 followers before the skies start raining blood so#who’s the REAL winner here? (via @purplebloodedmajesty)

And heck, even if your own death is inevitable getting information out could help save other people, even if it can’t save you. ‘Here are 20 livestreams of the giant tentacle monster including how it moves and attacks, how can we beat it?’ is way more useful than ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’

reblogging for this perfection: ‘an entire city got wiped off the map and things smell vaguely of calimari idk man’ 

Point #1 on this here article talks about Robert Landsburg, a photographer who realized he wouldn’t survive the eruption of Mt St. Helens (too close to outrun the ash cloud) and used his own body to shield & preserve the photos and recordings he’d been taking during the explosion

these surviving photographs are still CRAZY VALUABLE to this day for the rest of the volcanologist community, since actual recordings of an in-process eruption are so dang rare

on-site documentation of any major disaster is gonna be VITALLY IMPORTANT to the people who are tryna figure out how to prevent that shit

tl;dr have your phone out, make your death-by-kaiju worthwhile to the scientific community

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memeufacturing:

yourejustassaneasme:

yourejustassaneasme:

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

i was there i was the penguin and i was clapping as hard as my little penguin flippers would allow me to clap

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dooblord:
“ she’s on a date
”

dooblord:

she’s on a date

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how to not be called a terf

redpilledbymoldbug:

step 1: treat trans women like human beings
step 2: friends don’t let friends be terfs
step 3: that’s literally it

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cracked-crows:

transgenderdirk:

dace-draws:

rabbit-princen:

torokoqueen:

squishable-amethyst:

coach-mchorse:

sailorgems:

ame-appreciation:

hey reblog this and add one of ur favorite amethyst moment(s)
one of mine is that one part in the what are gems short where shes like ‘good thing im Super Tough’ and just poses all tough like

all of them

Gotta say this scene:

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an oldie but a goodie

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I got hit by a airplane!

“I’ll be the 🙌Crocodile!!🙌” “you always SAY you’ll be the crocodile but you never comit!”

IMMA WIN AN AIRPLANE

WHICH WAY TO THE BABY WAR

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W E  A L L  K N O W

I love it when shit got serious

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Originally posted by aceizaya

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blackhijabs:
“ kokainekouture:
“ …he never replied 😕
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fav drag
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blackhijabs:

kokainekouture:

…he never replied 😕

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