Silver Tongue

Nov 26

wariolands:

its weird having like grown up on the internet and seeing the shit people are into and all when people bring up kinks/fetishes they always mean like weird shit like bdsm and spanking. wheres the good old stuff. wheres the unbirthing and knots. wheres the air inflation and boob vore. honestly kinky people are so vanilla. nobodys getting eaten or transformed into a sofa its not worth my time

(Source: wariolands-blog, via ridiculouscake)

YO FUCK THANKSGIVING…but imma still eat tho…imma still eat tho

(Source: queefybuttcheeks, via bloodsbane)

staff: “ The more dangerous the cooking method, the more delicious the turkey. ”

staff:

The more dangerous the cooking method, the more delicious the turkey.

(Source: coogie81, via staff)

rosexknight: “ Yay team! ” good luck to all of you.

rosexknight:

Yay team!

good luck to all of you.

thatsthat24: “ rubyfruitjumble: “ I accidentally spilled tea on the newspaper and now bigfoot is rising out of the ocean to hunt president Obama ” “Beats Being in the Office” ” I thought it was ganondorf

thatsthat24:

rubyfruitjumble:

I accidentally spilled tea on the newspaper and now bigfoot is rising out of the ocean to hunt president Obama

“Beats Being in the Office”

I thought it was ganondorf

(via thatsthat24)

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

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but not for “the day after tomorrow”

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We do. It’s “mediocre movie”

(via robustquestioner)

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