a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
donât get me wrong i love alphys more than life itself. however
alphys is a redditor. alphys has cried into an anime body pillow on more than one occasion. alphys says that all modern music is trash. she only listens to nightcore. alphys has spent $5,000 on anime boob gacha games within the past month. alphys owns one of those ânormal is just a setting on the dryerâ shirts. alphys reads character/reader fanfiction exclusively. she has not read any other piece of literature in at least a year. alphys doesnât seed her torrents. alphys scalps pokemon cards. alphys invested all her money into dogecoin and anime girl NFTs. alphys is the best character in undertale.
alphys got an extra hour in the ball pit and she used it
had a dream that the new thing here was âswiss cheese brainâ. and like who was oppressed for swiss cheese brain, who could or couldnât use it. if it was a slur or not. swiss cheese pride. it was all in good fun until it breached containment and people on twitter were getting offended over swiss cheese gender
