Silver Tongue

Apr 18

spookygibberish:
“ Also called the common or white clown, the whiteface clown is a popular species of domestic clown. They’re more relaxed in temperament than the average red clown, but tend to be less suited for young children and thus have fewer...

spookygibberish:

Also called the common or white clown, the whiteface clown is a popular species of domestic clown. They’re more relaxed in temperament than the average red clown, but tend to be less suited for young children and thus have fewer breeds.

I can’t believe i forgot to post this pet clown reference…

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lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

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pearlecsent:

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(full metal alchemist)

*slightly different voice*
full metal alchemist

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“ mens-rights-activia:
“ im-fucking-dead-forever:
“ mens-rights-activia:
“Empty meme template. Have at it
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@mens-rights-activia
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I’m screaming
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an enemy  ” ”

time-reclaimer:

time-reclaimer:

mens-rights-activia:

im-fucking-dead-forever:

mens-rights-activia:

Empty meme template. Have at it

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@mens-rights-activia

I’m screaming

an enemy

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worstdoctorsyndrome:

lost-my-leeches:

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I’ve felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

channeling your inner corvid

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pauladrawsnstuff:

I animated a bit from the Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban audio book, narrated by Stephen fry. Just for fun, don’t know if I’ll do any more of these.

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dragonwithafez:

findawaytoshine:

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queenshroorn:

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my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

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Quiplash screenshot: "New show idea: America's next top [blank]". Left card reads "!", right card reads "BOTTOM"
Quiplash screenshot: "A rule every gardener eventually learns: Never [blank] the cabbage." Left card: "I BET THE OTHER ANSWER SAYS FUCK." Right card: "THE OTHER PERSON BETTER NOT SAY FUCK"

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