Silver Tongue

Aug 05

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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Anonymous asked: Do you still play pokemon go?

not so much since pokevision went down.

Call me a cheater, I don’t care but down here in texas, the temperature is usually in the hundreds so if I don’t know exactly where i’m supposed to be going, i would probably die. Once pokevision comes back up or Niantic addsa thing to actualy make tracking pokemon easier, I’ll play more

I am opening simple, single-character $5 flat-color slots for a limited time!

rosexknight:

rosexknight:

Examples:

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What you get:

Keep in mind these are usually a $10+ value so I’m basically cutting the price in half so that I can have fun drawing your character how I want. If you want specific details (aside from something like expression) it will be the full price of $10.

Slots:

1. Open

2. Open

3. Open

4. Open

5. Open

Slot 1 has been taken! Who else wants one??? =D

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misterrockett:

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kofangel:

pan-pizza:

If Rose was alive today, she would have wanted those Clusters to die

Do it for Bismuth

Rose would say and I quote “Fuck this shit” while duel wielding uzis and pouring one out for Biggie

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This like Uncle Ben said to Peter Parker “Kill them all, Peter”

I don’t think I like Zack Snyder’s reboot of Steven Universe.

Kill them all Steven.
All of those children in the school bus.

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proof ho-oh is superior to lugia

em-exceeds-change-zearu:

nihilistgirlfriend:

veganpokemontrainer:

nihilistgirlfriend:

braveserena:

nihilistgirlfriend:

ho-oh keeps his shit ass gerbil children (entei, raikou, suicune) in line, unlike lugia, who can’t control his fucking nightmare spawn, moltres, articuno, and zapdos

Compare that to Arceus who had to banish one of their spawn into it’s own damn pocket dimension that doesn’t comply with the physics of the world Arceus created. 

new dad tier system

good tier/ho-oh: lets you have your space, gave you structure and life skills so that you could be a successful adult

mid tier/lugia: means well but no one was given any emotional skills and thus no one understands conflict resolution

shit tier/arceus: locks you out of the house for embarrassing them in public

Bad tier/Regigigas: locks you up in your room with an annoying puzzle lock and no food, then leaves the country and falls asleep where no one can find him.

i think regigigas is somehow below shit tier

authoritative tier/rayquaza: lets you do you for the most part. but heaven help you if you start shit, especially if you and your sibling start squabbling

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WHY ARE MY FRIENDS SO FUCKING NICE

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Originally posted by sayrix

chefpyro:

I can’t believe people are getting mad at me for having a platform of “don’t kill people.” This is how far we’ve come.

Also, even if something is necessary or effective, it doesn’t make it okay. For all intents and purposes, the two nukes DID end the war, but that doesn’t make them okay.

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