guess who has a dog with an infected penis and has to massage said dog’s penis in a jacking off motion with antiseptic solution and antibiotic cream three times a day until it gets slightly better BUT never gets cured so this whole process has to be repeated several times in the future throughout the dog’s life
*Knowing you’ve won the first round like this before fills you with Determination*
CALLING THE UNDERTALE FANDOM!!! CALLING THE UNDERTALE FANDOM!!!
It’s time to vote again, people! We were losing to Mass Effect 3 in the first round by this much percentage too and we turned the table at neckbreaking speed! We can do this again! Go vote for Undertale in Gamefaqs again right now! This voting round ends in 20:30:00 hours! (as of now, it’s 6:20 AM, DST -3)
please please do this and signal boost it, so we can all laugh at more pissed off nerds, like this guy
oh god I wasn’t going to reblog until I saw the second part x3
I thought this was stupid at first but after seeing that reaction I suddenly want as many people to vote Undertale as possible
I’d have reblogged it anyway, but now I’m also reblogging to slap fucks like that in the face.
The fact that the technical nightmare mess that is Pokemon Red/Blue is beating Mario Bros. 3 should tell you how legitimate these Best Game Ever GameFAQs polls have ever been and how seriously they should be taken
So why not make people upset by rigging it for Undertale
It’s gotten to the point where they have given up and are hoping that OoT will beat it. These people really need to stop holding on to older games. Like, without the nostalgia glasses, ooT and fallout 3 are not that great. They’re good, but not great.
History geek note: Now I’m imagining an editorial cartoon from 1615 comparing “Ye Moderne Bible Reading Woman” with the good, old-fashioned women from 1315 who didn’t insist on learning to read the bible for themselves but were content to have a learned Man of the Church interpret it for them. I’d try drawing it myself if I could draw anything other then stick figures.
The editorial cartoon from 1615 you imagine actually exists! Or at least, something a lot like it.
This is an illustration from the 1600s. First picture shows the good old days, when people carried around lances to stab people with and we actually read literature and wore spurred boots. The second picture is THE DEGENERATE PRESENT, where all these 1600s millennials wear RIBBONS and play DICE and SMOKE and DRINK STUFF FROM SNAKE FLAGONS. Damn 1600s hipsters. It was better when I was your age.
Humanity, never change.
Look! Silvermarmoset posted an editorial cartoon from the 1600s, providing more proof that no matter what century you were born into you always just missed the good old days.
