Silver Tongue

Aug 04

thatsonofamitch:
“ this tweet changed my entire life
”

thatsonofamitch:

this tweet changed my entire life

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petite-pumpkin:
“ Boop.
”

petite-pumpkin:

Boop.

scraps-is-busy:

Calling my bluff when I tell you the emergency register is broken does not mean I need to stop monitoring the service floor and ring you out.

I say it’s broken because that’s easier to explain than “corporate is going to fire me if I step away from my post to ring you out.” Because if they’re enough of an ass to hassle me about the emergency register, they certaintly don’t care about my job security.

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scotchtapeofficial:
“lost yet another friend to the Central Time Zone today
”
There is no such thing as other timezones, central is the only one

scotchtapeofficial:

lost yet another friend to the Central Time Zone today

There is no such thing as other timezones, central is the only one

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thesacredchalass:
“ RU SERiOuS?!?!
”

thesacredchalass:

RU SERiOuS?!?!

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southpauz:

mythalogies:

southpauz:

mythalogies:

southpauz:

mythalogies:

I’m so grateful I never had a scene phase

Dont let her off the hook yet
she wanted a fursuit in middle school

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD COME AT ME LIKE THIS UR THE WORST

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I’M SCREAMing

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