no offense but fuck adults who are like ‘you kids never just go outside and play anymore’ where the hell in my schedule of going to school for 7 hours, coming home and doing 3ish hours of homework, going to extracurriculars, and finding time to sleep do i have time to go outside and fucking frolick in the streets
Not to mention that teens who do spend time outside are seen as trouble-making or deviant for doing something as simple as using the fucking swings at a park.
Adults: Teens never go outside anymore.
Teens: *go outside*
Adults: ITS A GROUP OF TEENAGERS THEY MUST BE OUT CAUSING TROUBLE
I just realized the obvious joke I could do. THis is gonna be my dicking around character. I tried to get him as accurate as I could but yeah, I’m sure he will be able to find shaun.
What if Frisk stayed though? Imagine an AU where Frisk stayed with Toriel and after a week or two Toriel starts to tell Sans about them. They would talk after a few rounds of jokes about their life, Sans would talk about Papyrus and Snowdin and Toriel would talk about new recipes and now Frisk. Everything goes smoothly for a few months until Alphys looks over the video feed and overhears their conversations about the human. Undyne finds out either by accident or Alphys telling her the truth, after all, she hasn’t seen much of the human yet, and there goes the peace.
Sans is confronted by Undyne as to why he isn’t trying to do anything and even seems pretty chummy with whoever is just beyond the door when they’re hiding the last human they need. Everyone’s salvation is just beyond that door and he didn’t report anything. Well, Sans, what are you going to do?
I genuinely resent how ‘respecting parents’ often translates into allowing yourself to be an emotional (or even physical) punching bag, doormat or vessel for them to relentlessly project their idealized image of the perfect child, which often proves detrimental and inhibiting. Fuck that shit.
I was inspired by severalarticles about the Tampon Tax recently and some of the protests against the categorization of tampons as “luxury items,” so I made this up. It’s funny because it’s true.
Tampons are a “luxury item”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just be told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought, You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
OH GOOD GRIEF!
YOU WERE WARNED -
I had a TEACHER in SCHOOL tell me the same thing. “I need to go to the nurse, I need a tampon.” “Just sit and stop, we’re taking a test.”
Every single girl in class looked up with the face of “You’re an idiot.”
This is literally the most absurd shit.
I… I’m just… I have seriously never in my life met a man that absolutely god-awfully stupid. That isn’t to say they don’t exist, I just never actually thought they could before now.
The ignorance of some people I swear. but this is when we need to educate people on the female human body better. I remember when I was in 6th grade and they separated the boys and girls and talked to them about their bodies, purely so no one would get embarrassed. But that is just it, we need to stop teaching young girls to be embarrassed by their periods. Instead we need to educate both boys and girls about male and female bodies. You can still separate them but in the end still teach them about both bodies functions. Take away the stigma of fucking periods, so what I bleed once a month. who gives a fuck? Let me buy my damn tampons and pads without extra fucking cost, sorry I need them and YOU don’t but that doesn’t make it any less of a damn need.
Do you know how many boys will run away from an unopened tampon like it’s radioactive or something?
