Silver Tongue

Nov 20

kilalabunnies:
“ @silver-tongues-blog
”
it me

kilalabunnies:

@silver-tongues-blog

it me

(Source: jujurika, via demon-space-boi)

silver-tongues-blog asked: K & N

demon-space-boi:

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and you’re a bigger dork >:T

u nerd
:y

sketchydoodlemod:
“ Simply thank me for not making the master pull THIS face in the last update.
”
YOU AND WARDEN NEED TO BE STOPPED

sketchydoodlemod:

Simply thank me for not making the master pull THIS face in the last update.

YOU AND WARDEN NEED TO BE STOPPED

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via renniksarts)

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defyingeschaton:

best mettaton EX headcanons:

(Source: defyingeschaton-blog, via bloodsbane)

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scraps-is-busy:
“ Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh, over the fields we go, laughing all the way AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
”
He has a nice butt

scraps-is-busy:

Dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh, over the fields we go, laughing all the way AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

He has a nice butt

xenodile:

determinedtomato:

Undertale au where the whole game is a D&D session and Asriel is the DM

Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.

Asriel: you pet the dog. it was a good dog.

Frisk: i roll to pet th-

Asriel: Frisk you’ve been petting the dog for the past 5 turns you can stop now.

Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.

Asriel: The Absolute God of Hyperdeath casts Galacta Blazing- 

Papyrus: I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING THAT SPELL IN ANY OF THE RULE BOOKS.  OR THIS CHARACTER.  OR ANYTHING FROM THIS CAMPAIGN, REALLY.

Asriel: W-well, it’s from the newest edition available online, s-so just hush.  Anyway, Frisk, roll for evasion.

Frisk: I rolled a 1.

Asriel: Galacta Blazing strikes you square in the chest, piercing your very soul and dealing 5d8 arcane damage totaling…29 damage after armor and resistance.  Your life is brought to -20, killing yo-

Frisk: I roll to resist.

Asriel: What.

Frisk: I roll to resist dying.

Asriel: Frisk you have a Light Armor score of 3 and no magic resistance, how are you going to-

Frisk: My soul is too determined and refuses to die.

Asriel: …Okay, fine.  You make one last ditch effort to resist the God of Hyperdeath’s pow-

Papyrus: I LOOKED UP THE LATEST EDITION OF THE RULE BOOKS ONLINE BUT I COULDN’T FIND THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH ANYWHERE, AND GALACTA BLAZING ISN’T IN ANY OF THE SPELL COMPENDIUMS.

Asriel: Papyrus, not now!  I’m just about to wi-

Frisk: I rolled a 20.  

Asriel: …Your soul refused to die…restoring you to full health…

(via robustquestioner)

Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor

rainbowbarnacle:

brighteyedjill:

voidbat:

alexmuninn:

  • Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
  • Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
  • Eat the last of his Nutella
  • Text his ex with a “U up?” message
  • Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
  • Log in to gmail and change his password

every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D

my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”

I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait. 

EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!

Remove all of his netflix queue

(via ryukodragon)