Silver Tongue

Apr 17

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dilforpheus:

The Glee Series finale took place in 2020 where Rachel Berry wins a Tony. There are no Tony Awards in 2020. This is a continuity error literally no-one could have predicted. 

nah it just means we’re in an offshoot timeline thats going to get consistantly worse until someone goes back in time to set things right, after which we will be doomed to nonexistance

(via bloodsbane)

teamalphonse:

the Homunculi are great villains and most of them are actually frightening but imagining them living together for any amount of time is honestly hysterical

(Source: teamelricsbutnoted, via liquidstar)

grawly:
“im fucking shaking this cant be real..
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grawly:

im fucking shaking this cant be real..

(via newbarrk)

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randaness:
“ owlsofstarlight:
“My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her...

randaness:

owlsofstarlight:

My best/favorite teacher would literally take off the points for a question that the majority of the class got wrong from the total on the test and then hold a lesson on the topic because she realized if 90% of her students didn’t know the answer then she hadn’t done a good job teaching it.

I hate it when teachers take pride in having a large percentage of students get bad grades in their classes. It just means that students aren’t learning from you

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via thescyfychannel)

softpjamas:

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🎶 Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious 🎶

(via moonpaw)

vigilantsycamore:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mouthmoodz:

learned todaythat my exhusband buys his weed from a lesbian dominatrix that bannedhim from DJing at hersex club bc he kept playing hisversion of Lean on Me made entirely ofsamples of Homer saying d'oh

A M A Z I N G

Every word in that sentence is better than the last

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porrimmaryam:

the black queen puts the jesters hat on jack noir and he hunches down and starts backing up and shaking his head like when you put a hat or something on a cat

(via turing-tested)