Silver Tongue

Jul 31

mdoodlerfandomart:

verysorrytobother:

chamiryokuroi:

philosophy-and-coffee:

chamiryokuroi:

Thinking about it, the Mystery Twins are those dumb people that walk towards the creepy sound at night on a horror movie, except they actually survive.

Someone: “Y’all we’re being the white college kids in a movie right now.”

Mabel: “Yea, but none of them ever have a knife!”

Someone: “Why the fuck do you have a knife?!?”

Dipper: “Cause she’s better at hand to hand so I take the crossbow.”

Someone: “What the fuck!?!?”

Mabel: “We also have some holy water, salt”

Dipper: “Some sage and unicorn hair”

Someone: “Uhh are we sure they ain’t the killers?”

Mabel: “Don’t be silly! we would had done a better job of hiding the bodies”

Dipper: “what she said”

Someone: “oh no oh no we’re cornered there’s no way out we’re all gonna die—”

Dipper: “Don’t worry, we’ve got our uncles on speed-dial”

Someone: “How is THAT supposed to help?!”

Mabel (on phone): “Yeah, so this dude is trying to kill us—”

*wall implodes*

Stan and Ford: “WHERE IS HE.”

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I couldn’t resist

*encountering zombies*

College friend: oh my God we’re gonna die

Dipper: zombies are surprisingly easy to deal with. At least the ones I made were.

Mabel disappointed: I’ll get my grappling hook

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amongy:

amongy:

FUCK ship headcanons what do you guys think about headcanoning characters as exes

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the only tags on this post

Redd and Tom

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mostly-mundane-atla:

mostly-mundane-atla:

Concept: Tony Hawk’s various twitter posts about not being recognized as a famous professional skateboarder but it’s Iroh not being recognized as the Dragon of the West

Someone posts a reaction image of a man with tears in his eyes holding a weapon, captioned “when we take revenge on the FN and I gotta kill Mushi from the Jasmine Dragon”

And Iroh just replies “I appreciate the hesitation though”

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lemondropleaf:

dragongirlteeth:

lectorel:

lilyemrys:

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

“no I will not elaborate”

*elaborates anyways*

*elaborates in the wrong direction*

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duelofthefatesmp3:

love tumblr star wars fans. some of them are like “i haven’t even watched star wars i just liked the vibes”. if you approach sw fans anywhere else and you don’t recite the whole new hope script by heart they stab you

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dragontatoes:

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Showed httyd to my gf, she made this

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Jul 30

svantanon:
“I drew my umbreon OC as a bunch of spooky black cat memes.
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svantanon:

I drew my umbreon OC as a bunch of spooky black cat memes.

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cataradical:
“robo-hunter-chaim:
“ cataradical:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ Check out my blue diamond cosplay
”
oh hey nice cloak
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“is that Cataradical? Seems like something she’d do. …No, it’s a reblog and that’s not her jaw.”
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“There she...

cataradical:

robo-hunter-chaim:

cataradical:

silver-tongues-blog:

Check out my blue diamond cosplay

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oh hey nice cloak

“is that Cataradical? Seems like something she’d do. …No, it’s a reblog and that’s not her jaw.”

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“There she is.”

(゚∇^d)

passionpeachy:

12 year old me up at 3am:

cartoon network:

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