Silver Tongue

Jul 31

saddergrrl:

misscherrylikesthediscourse:

ithotyouknew2:

taco-bell-rey:

i think stores should have jeans for men called “girlfriend jeans”. they are very tight and skinny.

and they have fake pockets 

They are also more expensive for no reason.

And made out of the thinnest cotton so they rip sooner.

And their sizes are inconsistent with the rest of the stores jeans

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retrogamingblog:
“ When you accidentally stumble upon Team Rocket’s Secret Hideout
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retrogamingblog:

When you accidentally stumble upon Team Rocket’s Secret Hideout

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ldolised:

Hugs are actually so underrated especially those hugs that are so tight u can literally feel the other person’s heartbeat n for a moment everything feels so calm and safe like nothing can hurt you

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worthworm:
“ Barn war!
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But wait, doesn’t water hitting a spoon splash back to the one the spoon is facing? Couldn’t peridot use the spoon as a shield?

worthworm:

Barn war!

But wait, doesn’t water hitting a spoon splash back to the one the spoon is facing? Couldn’t peridot use the spoon as a shield?

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mechandra:

pearlmemethyst:

maxiesatanofficial:

pearlmemethyst:

me and my qpp are discussing whether or not gems have buttcheeks 

they have no need for an asscrack, except if they eat and thus need to shapeshift one, so…

i was thinking the same thing at first , HOWEVER 

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Gem Buttcheeks Confirmed 

I’m no scientist but I think separation of the buttcheek muscles are necessary for proper upright walking? I mean, the Conehead aliens don’t have buttcheeks, and that’s why they waddle.

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shadowcow:
“ nopos-tacabron:
“ drankinwatahmelin:
“ afrikangyal:
“ chrissyoriginal:
“ bnr91designs:
“ 4mysquad:
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OMFGGGGGG 😩😩😩
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Hey everyone, before this post takes off any more here than it already has, I’d like to clarify that this story is...

shadowcow:

nopos-tacabron:

drankinwatahmelin:

afrikangyal:

chrissyoriginal:

bnr91designs:

4mysquad:

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😂😂😂😂

😭😭

😂😂😂😂😂😂

OMFGGGGGG 😩😩😩

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Hey everyone, before this post takes off any more here than it already has, I’d like to clarify that this story is fake.  The only source I can find is Creambmp.com, which is a (very badly done) self-proclaimed “Parody and Satire” site.

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This screencap was pulled from their incredibly scant About page.

I can’t find any source on this that doesn’t reference back to creambmp’s “article” as the source.  In addition, that crusty old dude they used as the header for the article isn’t even Marc Brown.  This is Marc Brown:

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I’d just like to make this clear before the wrong idea spreads around too much.  This kinda thing can fuck with people’s emotions pretty badly, especially if you grew up enjoying the show and his books a lot as a kid.  It especially hurts since he seems like a genuinely nice person, as far as I can find.

Always check your sources kids

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jwafterdark:

Here’s an interesting question, if step siblings or in-laws fall in love with each other does it count as incest?

Depends on what you consider incest. If you believe incest is a biological matter then no, it would be fine. If it’s a matter of familiar relationship then it’s not fine. I personally thing incest is a matter of genetics so step siblings would be fine since they don’t share any dna. Half siblings would be a big nono because they still have common genes.

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