Silver Tongue

Nov 17

skankydepphead:
historiajpg:
so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and
Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed
johnny depp is every role
just johnny depp
for everyone
just
johnny
only
johnny
e t e r n a l j o h n n y
I’d still watch it tbh

It would probably be better than the 4th one

(Source: halfantivan, via saccharinecyanide)

floating-head:

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

(via deep-sea-prince)

Vault Dweller: I have to find a water chip and save my vault
Chosen One: I need to find a GECK to help my people
Lone Wanderer: I need to find my dad
Sole Survivor: I Need to find my son
Courier: *yelling loudly from the top of Dinky the Dinosaur* WHO'S THE FUCKER WHO SHOT ME IN THE HEAD?

silver-tongues-blog asked: 1

hollllow:

I’m asexual and sex repulsed so masturbation of course.
My specific grouping is autochorissexual which means I dig porno and fantasizing about sex but the actual action of it will literally make me puke lmfao. I get queasy actually thinking about that. When I think about having sex I’m disconnected from it, like a 3rd party, it’s like I’m watching it happen instead of actually being in my body y’know?
The most I’d do with someone is let them eat me out but it’s not like I’d want to return the favor at all. Genitals are grodey.
Plus, I mean, who better knows me than ME? :p

I didn’t know you were autochorisexual too

slurpoof:

“if you dont like a fandom, leave it and find something else you like”
or just? continue liking the thing u like and ignore the fandom??

(via bloodsbane)

Life is like a video game

markgrumpticeye:

Some people go out and look for a challenge in life.

And some just like to take things easy.

Some like to think , plan ahead and create paths where none exist.

Some like to take every day as it comes.

Some like to fight.

Some seek the thrills.

And some would rather seek some company instead.

Some like to talk.

And some prefer the silence.

Some like to be in the spotlight.

While others prefer the shadows.

Some just want to party.

While for others the party has long ended.
We build.
And we destroy.

We cry.

And we laugh.

And sometimes we do both.

We get angry.

And we calm ourselves.

We make descisions we might regret.
We fight along eachothers sides.

And sometimes we take on the world all on our own.

We take care of others in good times and in bad.

Some will become parents.
And some will find a family in unexpected places

Some want to be part of a team.

And some would rather be alone.
Some like to play.

While some would rather watch.

Life is like a video game.
We all play the same game
But while some of us are just starting up their tutorials.
Others are already at the credits.

(Source: markgrumpticeye-blog, via elektronx)

when people tell Alphys that Asgore and Toriel are probably gonna get back together

hollllow asked: 14

14. Do you have any kinks?

Surprisingly, not many of my kinks are inherently sexual. Transformation is my biggest. Hypnosis is second and my third is the only one of the main three that are actually sexual. sudden lust. Like, heat/pheromones/aphrodisiacs/etc.

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