Silver Tongue

Nov 17

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connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:
talkliterarysymbolismtome:
#woah that arrow nearly hit me there #that was close #hey wait what #oh it’s ping #what’s he doing up there #oh wow he did the thing #there’s hope for him yet #wow that’s impressive actually #I am really proud #I feel my manliness being pierced with a spear of emotion #and he looks great with the early morning sun behind him #I mean what #what is this #something in me is stirring #i don’t #this doesn’t #I can’t be thinking this #why am I thinking this #hang on #am i #gAY
That awesome moment when Disney technically made a bisexual character.
No. No they didn’t.

If anything he would be demi. But he was just impressed that his troops were showing progress.

(via antstafermodblog)

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thatsthat24:

portmanteaurian:
after jefferson was elected, hamilton moved upstate and decided he wanted to start a vegetable garden. having no idea how to go about tending plants, he wrote to a friend of his, agriculture expert richard peters. this letter began
“in this new situation, for which I am as little fitted as Jefferson [is] to guide the helm of the U. States, i come to you as an adept in rural science for instruction”
The historical shade

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amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:
so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david
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(via zeroyalviking)

Open RP

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:
buffshaggy:
quiettimeeverytime:
buffshaggy:
*~~Buff~~ Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*
“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”
NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.
I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.
LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.
*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*
“J-JOHN CENA….”
“I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”
*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*
Originally posted by prussexual
NOOOOOO!
I WAS WRONG!
THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!
*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*
*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*
“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”
*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*
“THIS POWER”
“IT FEELS SO….”
“MUSCULARRRRRRRR”
*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*
“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”

(via toodaioo)

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humorcat:

darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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