Silver Tongue

Jul 30

tinderofficial:
“ angrynerdyblogger:
“ anus:
“ “Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking” ”
it’s like an ungodly sun
”
If they reboot teletubbies you should be the fucking sun
”

tinderofficial:

angrynerdyblogger:

anus:

“Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking”

it’s like an ungodly sun

If they reboot teletubbies you should be the fucking sun

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

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fenhrl:

me: dontnod completely murdered the ending of life is strange i hope they never do anything with it ever again

dontnod: life is strange digital series

me:

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Originally posted by ultraselfdeprecatingnarcissist

I actually liked the ending of life is strange but that’s mostly because your girlfriend is a moron who keeps putting herself in a situation where she would die so the choice was easy.

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everything was blue

thebootydiaries:

potatoshoe:

filbypott:

thebootydiaries:

sludgegaze:

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his jat

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his jorts

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his joots

this post gave me the black plague

dont you mean

the blue plague

The jague

how dare u make me read that with my own 2 eyes

(via deep-sea-prince)

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girl-only-club:
“ tyrannosaurus-bex:
“ luxwing:
“ sexualbolshevism:
“ bogleech:
“ “LIFE HACK lie to your spouse and ruin your things!” ”
what the fuck is wrong with straights
”
why the fuck do straight people hate being honest with each other
”
i...

girl-only-club:

tyrannosaurus-bex:

luxwing:

sexualbolshevism:

bogleech:

LIFE HACK lie to your spouse and ruin your things!”

what the fuck is wrong with straights

why the fuck do straight people hate being honest with each other

i can’t believe i’m about to defend straight people but this isn’t really a “straight thing” it’s a “men are empowered by patriarchy to take advantage of women and women’s labor in every possible way” thing. like it’s not straight women’s fault that their boyfriends and husbands treat them like garbage.

YESS OH MY GOD! I know it’s tempting to be like ‘haha straights are so ridiculous am I right!’ but 99% of the time when people say that, what they really mean or should mean is that straight MEN treat their partners terribly lol :^\

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spacedrinks:
“ jesus
”

spacedrinks:

jesus

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