Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.
To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.
Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…
It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
…
Guys.
We’re old.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
*PANICS*
My sister only knows what this is because of Guardians of the Galaxy. She was like, “Yeah… it’s a music thing.. right?”
I remember when I was young, I’d listen to music on the radio and always have two tapes in the radio. Whenever a song I liked came on I’d jump up to hit record on whichever one I could spare some space on. For some of my favourite songs I’d only have half recorded, because I didn’t catch it in time.
I remember rotating the wheels on those things and accidentally pulling the tape out…
