Silver Tongue

Nov 14

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

phan-phanwho:

beccaroo1996:

oarsis:

fahrlight:

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I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

OH. MY GAHWDA

Reblog for the (inevitable) reboot to be an anime

This is awesome

(Source: reddit.com, via thatsthat24)

kelpiesnshit:

Comparing strapons to actual penises in an attempt to “turn” a lesbian is like telling someone who has a teddy bear they’d really like a pet bear like it’s basically the same thing.

(Source: hollllow)

[video]

flirting with a man at a bar

rosexknight:

traveler-errant:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

@rosexknight

This is literally gonna be. Also, this is 100% how my Rocket Grunt operates.

(via rosexknight)

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[video]

important-shit-masterlist:
“ PREACH MOTHERFUCKING PREACH
”

important-shit-masterlist:

PREACH MOTHERFUCKING PREACH

(via toodaioo)

wolfitten:

rosexknight:

princess-roxxi:

comic-sans-apologist:

jovan:

cisgirlsarentshit:

jovan:

it’s gotten to the point where I don’t know if vegans or racist piss me off more during tragedies

what have the vegans done now

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Christ almighty

FUCK

Vegans. Vegans are definitely worse.

Wow. Just wow.

(via toodaioo)

lizardbeans:

With holidays coming fast again, please remember surprise pets are never a good gift. If you wish to buy someone a pet for the holidays, please discuss it with them first to be sure they are in a position to be able to care for the animal. If you really must have some form of surprise to it, surprise them with the supplies not the animal. Then discuss with them if they can have the animal. 
Animals are living creatures, not toys or things to be thrown around. Animals are a commitment. 

(via deep-sea-prince)

lockers:
“ cemetery-prince:
“ HAUNT YOUR OWN HOUSE
”
i wonder what happened at this particular subway to provoke the creation of this sign
”

lockers:

cemetery-prince:

HAUNT YOUR OWN HOUSE

i wonder what happened at this particular subway to provoke the creation of this sign

(Source: tiocfaidharlulz, via taffybuns)