Silver Tongue

Nov 14

tehnakki:

legalmexican:

afrojabi:

shitty-science:

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

thank you for this

I need the equation you used for this

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It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

(via rosexknight)

rosenrot234:
“ snafu-moofins:
“ ggwookie:
“ That reply to Donald Trump is from Gérard Araud, who is the French Ambassador to the United States, based in Washington DC.
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Gérard Araud is a hero.
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And yet people still think Trumps a good person
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rosenrot234:

snafu-moofins:

ggwookie:

That reply to Donald Trump is from Gérard Araud, who is the French Ambassador to the United States, based in Washington DC.

Gérard Araud is a hero.

And yet people still think Trumps a good person

This is why I hate politics. They just make me hate living here. Then when I say that people say “You could have been born somewhere worse!” like I wasn’t aware of that.

(Source: doctorwookie, via jestre)

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monodes:

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kettlecom:

divinator:

macklemorehentai:

spacevape:

emeraldsplash:

kantn:

who would win in a fight

courage the cowardly dog or scooby doo

circumstances: if courage loses muriel dies, if scooby loses then shaggy dies

discuss

scooby is a gluttonous heathen who cares for nothing but the contents of his stomach

counter: scooby eats courage

Courage would traverse the depths of Scooby’s stomach and find a way to get out and enact justice upon him. Courage has defeated stronger beasts than Scooby in order to save Muriel

Courage continuously surmounts his cowardice, whereas Scooby has only ever captured a monster through happenstance. Courage is more than ready to kill for his owner, and owes more to Muriel than Scooby does to Shaggy.

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)