Silver Tongue

Nov 13

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rosexknight asked: 7,17, 77 YAY SEVENS

Not enough to be able to hit it every time. It’s hard to reach and I don’t have any tools

For the most part yeah. 

not really. i don’t care much for sex with other people. Now If I had some clones, then we’re talking.

[video]

@ People calling Linkle’s design “Sexualized”

kilalabunnies:

tekki-chan:

hoody-hoody:

Is your idea of porn like, holding hands or something?

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How the hell do you look at Linkle’s design and get “Sexualized” from it?

In a game that has this

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you have the audacity to call this

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“Sexualized?!”

Seriously?

They’re shorts.

SHOOOOOORTS 

how the fuck are shorts “sexualized?”

“Oh no, I can see part of her thighs! when will the hyper-sexualized character designs in video games end?! Avert your eyes, hide the children!”

Y’all need significantly less Jesus.

Bunch of tight-ass grandmas on this site, good lord.

I saw people defending Cia and saying “she’s not sexualized because she’s enpowering to women!!1!!111”.

Linkle is adorable, this reminds me of the time idiots were calling Roll Caskett “sexualized” for her shorts.

@silver-tongues-blog speaking of stupid things people are saying about Linkle

Also, just because a woman wears revealing cloths doesn’t mean it’s sexist. That’s a very prude thing to say. Shaming someone for wearing revealing cloths is just as sexist as a guy telling woman to wear something more sexy when she doesn’t want to. Cia wasn’t sexist because she was dressing for herself. REVEALING CLOTHS =/= SEXIST
If ganon was forcing her to wear the revealing cloths, that would be sexist but she was a solid character so it worked for her.

I got off topic but yeah, whether or not clothing is sexist depends on the reason they wear it and shaming someone for wearing the cloths they want is sexist.

(Source: boss-hoody, via demon-space-boi)

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vetroluna:
“ vetroluna:
“ wheresmywig:
“ kidkendoll:
“ Can someone please explain the sprite to me?
”
Hhhhhhhngngngng
”
Sprite and other bubbly sodas helps when you feel pukey
”
ppl in the notes are like…arguing what race / ethnicity this trend comes...

vetroluna:

vetroluna:

wheresmywig:

kidkendoll:

Can someone please explain the sprite to me?

Hhhhhhhngngngng

Sprite and other bubbly sodas helps when you feel pukey

ppl in the notes are like…arguing what race / ethnicity this trend comes from

newsflash: this is a poor people thing and knows no race

(Source: mariatahreza, via robustquestioner)

slimeportal:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ slimeportal:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ slimeportal:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ zethofhyrule:
“ I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear...

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

zethofhyrule:

I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory

I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.

Eh, I’ll buy it

Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)

You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?

Yeah, but in that game, Link was still a kid and Linkle looks to be the same age as the Link she’s sharing the game with.

Although now that I think about it, how old is Tingle in Hyrule Warriors?

Well hyrule warriors is heavy on the time travel in the child timeline which is why all the characters are there in the first place. So while linkle might be a descendant of tingle that still means tingle has sex at some point.

Well at the end Freshly-Picked Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland, he did get stinking rich, so maybe she belonged to a gold digger

though it would kinda raise the question: what gold digger would be desperate enough to willingly have sex with Tingle

pinkle. That’s who.

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Originally posted by slitherup

(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)

slimeportal:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ slimeportal:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ zethofhyrule:
“ I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have...

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

zethofhyrule:

I have this theory that Linkle is Tingle’s Daughter or Sister. They both try to be someone they aren’t. They both wear clock/compass Necklaces they both have “le” name extensions AND THEY BOTH HAVE SHORT RED PANTS!!! *drops mic* #thelegendofzelda #hyrulewarriors #nintendodirect #nintendo #legendofzelda #zelda #link #zethofhyrule #theory

I like this theory way more than the stupid theory that link is trans.

Eh, I’ll buy it

Tingle is old enough to be someone’s dad at least (Although this would technically mean someone likely had sex with Tingle)

You do realize that at the time of majoras mask, tingle was 35?

Yeah, but in that game, Link was still a kid and Linkle looks to be the same age as the Link she’s sharing the game with.

Although now that I think about it, how old is Tingle in Hyrule Warriors?

Well hyrule warriors is heavy on the time travel in the child timeline which is why all the characters are there in the first place. So while linkle might be a descendant of tingle that still means tingle has sex at some point.

(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)

[video]

allbarksomebite:

zooophagous:

If your solution to an animal that needs training is to hit it then you need to not ever be in charge of training any living thing.

What if every time you made a mistake you got punched in the face.

Or choked, or jabbed in the neck by spikes, or given an electric shock…

(via deep-sea-prince)