Silver Tongue

Jul 27

ooh god what happened last night *looks at my chest and sees a tattoo that says “cumberbitch” across my midsection* oh good. at least my tattoos fine

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sleepdepravity:

monsterfoundry:
the-dalm:
sleepdepravity:
did i just find videos on youtube that are just tom and jerry cartoons, except all the characters are replaced with 3d anime girl models?????????????
show me
I would like to see this too.

For reasons.
if….you say so…………………..

WHY IS THAT A THING

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just-shower-thoughts:

Telling someone you shouldn’t be sad because other people have it worse than you is like telling someone they can’t be happy because someone else is happier than them.

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i-know-that-im-short:

I would burn Facebook to the ground for a tic tac if I was given the opportunity

I would do it and I’m pretty sure some of my best friends would too. Hell, I haven’t even been on Facebook for 6 years

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ARTIST PROBLEMS:

weirdtr:

Art.

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Anonymous asked: What about... Pokemon boobs?

pembrokewkorgi:

Last I checked, Pokemon don’t have boobs.

*cough*

janecrocker:

I hate when I ship a male and female character together and some people immediately screech “nNNONONONO…they cANNOT BE STRAIGHT…u cannnNNOT DO THATT…wwhhhYY Do stRAIGHT people ruiIN EVERYTHing…”
Hey guess what
1. I’m not straight and I don’t appreciate people who assume my sexuality
2. A guy in a girl in a relationship doesn’t automatically make them ‘straight’ lmao but thanks for erasing bi/pansexuality you piece of shit
2. Honestly I don’t think I headcanon a single character as “straight” and that doesn’t change just because they’re shipped with the opposite gender so shut the fuck up.

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suturmon:

WHAT THE…WHY IS MY THEME BROKEN

Tumblr broke themes to force people to add advertisements to their blog. Use the theme recovery to fix it and then go into account settings to turn off advertising. It’s on by default.

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