So I found my first super mutant. I killed him and took their rocket launcher. Later I found my first super mutant behemoth. He destroyed me.
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if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you
“Being trans isn’t natural!!!111!”
Fuck you a tree just did it how much more natural do you want
(Source: ghostbrother2, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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Why is it more socially acceptable to drink wine than it is to drink beer?
Barry got true ending on his first run.
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i love that papyrus is in the middle of a battle with the first human he’s ever seen and he can’t stop thinking about some terrible skeleton pun his brother told him
What the fuck are you doing in LV 7 you dirty sinner
How many. How many people had to die for this?
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- And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
- Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
- Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three.
- Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
- Five is right out.
- Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuf it.
I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
I decided to memorize this for paintball for whenever I use a paint grenade.
My team was rather impressed last time.
AS THEY SHOULD BE.
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