Silver Tongue

Jul 26

fartgallery:

me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

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fueno:

younger-than-the-soul:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

your life is a fucking sidequest

@wardenqueen-theirin

It’s a trading quest. When you finish, you will unlock the best sword in the game

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write an ‘about me’ pretending to be me and i’ll rate the accuracy /10

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adurot:
“ Sweet delicious candy…
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adurot:

Sweet delicious candy…

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somethingdnd:
“ captain-forsyth:
“ somethingdnd:
“ nozignature:
“ somethingdnd:
“ takeo14:
“ somethingdnd:
“ thatwestonkid:
“ My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice
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interesting method
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My question is do the...

somethingdnd:

captain-forsyth:

somethingdnd:

nozignature:

somethingdnd:

takeo14:

somethingdnd:

thatwestonkid:

My super advanced mapmaking technique - a handful of dice makes the map nice

interesting method

My question is do the die affect topography any or just set the borders?

I imagine it’s up to the person making the map. But maybe the more dice in a single spot, the more mountainous or forested the area. Maybe choose a few dice to be deemed cities, and some dice for ruins.

Maybe let the dice choose, like a nat 20 would be the world capital, and 10’s would be mountains or something like that.

1-5: Plains and fields

6-8: Forests

9-11: Mountains

12-14: Tundras and snow covered lands

15-17: Farms and towns

18-19: Larger cities

20: Capitals and castles

what would happing if all the dice landed on a 20?

then you have a very busy continent

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Pokemon Go tip:

omny87:

If you’re out playing Pokemon Go and it starts raining, just use your trusty iPhone as a dryPhone

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sheepmommy:
“ The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Xbox 360, 2006
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sheepmommy:

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Xbox 360, 2006

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#savage

predominantlynormal:

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jemthecrystalgem:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ moriartystayingalive:
“ Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no...

jemthecrystalgem:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

What a time to be alive

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