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Moses: Behold, the power of God. *turns a stick into a live snake in front of everyone*
Rameses:
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…They did what… to you?
No.
I will make them pay.
You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong
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Prospit & Deres
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Neil Gaiman’s response says “I was grateful for the comma”
more of the convo:
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