Silver Tongue

Jul 25

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petite-pumpkin:
“Snail farm!
”

petite-pumpkin:

Snail farm!

There is a direct correlation between people who don’t like milk and people who are short

just-shower-thoughts:

If I could get $241 from everyone in the US, I would be richer than Bill Gates.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Lasers were once the greatest scientific breakthrough in history,now we use them to play with cats.

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just-shower-thoughts:

if money can’t buy happiness why do I have to pay for my antidepressants?

Antidepressants don’t give happiness, it’s more like they give motivation and energy

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just-shower-thoughts:

Most people can eat the same breakfast, weeks in a row without a complaint. But the same dinner 2 days in a row? That’s not allowed.

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