Silver Tongue

Nov 09

starcre8tor:

spoiledchestnut:

faustisse:

fobytox:

disbeliefpapyrus:

monodes:

‘tis i

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the frenchiest fry

[[the funny thing is.. this legit looks like a character]]

Someone needs to draw this

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I did my best with the I had… :’^)

Imagine him being voiced by Adam Lambert. B}

I’ve heard someone in another version of this post call it “Painsetta” :P

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!?!?!

@azula-griffon

(via wuffleton)

wuffleton:

hoytthecougar:

recentgooglesearches:

what if everyone was a furry

Then no one would be.

Would we then have “fleshies” - furries that have a strong affinity for humans?

ew, who would want to be human? humans are disgusting.

(via wuffleton)

thunderclouds-house-of-fun asked: Fine I will not use any characters on your blog I will Speak to you normally like a normal person if that what you want

And by that you mean you’re going to follow my rules for asking when youre asking me things because you are sending asks to my blog and should respect my rules when sending me things.

Don’t act all passive aggressive when you were the one to not follow my rules on my blog.

thedenofravenpuff:

nightguardmod:

bittersnurr:

fierceawakening:

t3trahedron:

fierceawakening:

chavisory:

fierceawakening:

whore4coffee:

sjw-bullshit:

Everybody go to www.checkmyprivilege.com and take the quiz. I got “Disadvantaged, -100”.

I got -210 YASSSS. that means I no longer have to deal with repercussions of my actions 🙂🙃

Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -110

The quiz is so godawful its results couldn’t possibly mean anything, but I am amused.

If it reveals anything at all, it’s that criticizing SJ really doesn’t prove how oppressed (by the SJ definition that’s fundamentally tied to being part of groups) a person is or isn’t.

THAT WAS FUCKED UP.

What the hell is “social autism?”

Why is being unemployed conflated with being anything other than white-collar professional, or a police/fireman?

Apparently there is no state of physical attractiveness that exists between being a 9+/10 and “disfigured.”

There is no one who makes between $30,000 and $45,000, OR between $65,000 and $100,000.

What the fuck.  What the fuck.  What the fuck.

Yeah, I noticed things like that too.

I’m pretty sure that site was either made by an anti-SJW troll or it’s supposed to be satirising the concept of privilege.

Yep, it’s pretty clearly doing that. Which is probably why it’s bad to the point of utter ridiculousness – all it needs to do is get its point across.

IDK it’s clearly based on this image, (it’s taken word for word) which around 3 years ago I saw being reblogged constantly and taken dead seriously. :/

Even if it was intended to be a joke a few years ago at least most of the time it was on my dash it was being taken seriously :/

Woohoo! I got “Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 165. You may qualify for membership at ThePatriarchy″!

Wait, no, I can maximize and choose engineer instead of technology for another 5 points. Sadly, there’s no higher rank.

Despite being white Cis I got:

Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -155.

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As a non major religious white transwoman of middle class, I got extremely oppressed. -570

(via thedenofravenpuff)

sketchy-red-dude:
“ madvertiz0r:
“ tsukeono:
“ w-e-v:
“ gaowanyan:
“ milkandcooki:
“ nagiharau:
“ welcome to the undertale au called Gundertale
”
here is my contribution to this great au
”
* When you encounter a monster, you will enter a FIGHT.
*...

sketchy-red-dude:

madvertiz0r:

tsukeono:

w-e-v:

gaowanyan:

milkandcooki:

nagiharau:

welcome to the undertale au called Gundertale

here is my contribution to this great au

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* When you encounter a monster, you will enter a FIGHT.
* While you are in a FIGHT, strike the center of mass.

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Big Daddy is in the house \m/

Oh hi, Tori

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Sans is gunimpressed

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WATCH OUT FOR MY, “SPECIAL ATTACK”!

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NUKELEAR PROLIFRATION

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

(via wuffleton)

thunderclouds-house-of-fun asked: (The Creator) Then will understand that no matter witch character I use would you still answer their asks you won't have to rp just answer any questions they may ask it is that simple

First you had asked in character if I had seen any humans lately. I told you I don’t RP.

Then you said (still in character) that your mod had gone missing and I had to emphasize that I don’t RP. I’m not my character. You aren’t your character. You’re someone sitting behind a screen.

Now you are trying to act like I’m somehow in the wrong for getting mad that you continued to try something when I said don’t.

Basically, just drop it before you dig yourself a deeper hole.

thunderclouds-house-of-fun asked: (The Creator) you prefer normal ask and yes I'm real as real as can be and I am the freaking mod ok! No need to get chompy on me about it. Shesh

The reason why I was getting “chompy” was because I explicitly said I don’t RP and you continued to attempt RP.

nhaingen:

all those posts about asriels final form being his shitty OC gave me this vision of a post-ending scene where frisk insists that flowey gets his essence transferred into an emotion-capable body, and they take flowey to alphys and explain the request. alphys is like “i can do this!!! and i can make a cute little android-goat body for you! :)”

but then flowey is like “actually” and pulls out his character sheets

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(via wuffleton)

rosexknight:

endangeredslug:

frenchroast007:

ripperblackstaff:

mrgoldsshopofhorrors:

nightling13:

rumplegasm:

doctorpeppers:

I want to know more about Gordon the Invincible. I like wild boars. I have a wild boar plush toy that oinks when you squeeze it. I really really like wild boars. I really really like Dark Ones. I want more Gordon the Invincible.

Also, this is my 40,000th post

I wonder if it was a Dark One who could transform into a fire-breathing boar? Like usually he’s a man, but he can shapeshift?

Well, Gordon’s story is quite tragic.  His real name was Pumba.  He was not actually a boar but a Warthog but the Dark One Curse distorted that.  

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You see after the death of his Meerkat life partner he just couldn’t cope so he decided to go skewer a Dark One on his tusk and get revenge on the world that wronged him.  However as he impaled The Dark One with his tusk the Dark One either accidentally (or by Pumba’s rage) fell onto the kriss dagger he carried.   Though the name Pumba was on the dagger now the angry Dark One Warthog took on the name Gordon.

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He became obsessed with raising Meerkats from the dead.  It was during such an experiment that created a zombified Timon that the desperate, starving, and otherwise heroic Zoso snuck up on him and killed him.   He had roast Warthog that night as The Dark One.

…Is that not how Zoso became The Dark One?

I think I might need more sleep…

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VERY VERY VERY ACCEPTED INDEED.

@endangeredslug Here it is!!!!!!

I’ll take it!

HE’S PUMBAA I KNEW IT!!

Wait. Zoso? You know what that soudnds like right?

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Originally posted by ohifonlyx33

Before Zoso was the dark one, he was the adviser for the king of lions. He took care of the prince until the king died and the prince went missing. Years later, the prince returned and with him, the two who raised him during the time. Zazu watched as pumba went down a path of darkness after their happy ending and took it upon himself to stop the warthog, his duty was to the safety of the kingdom and the king of lions after all. But when he found what he had done, Zoso couldn’t face his sins. he too gave into the darkness.


So yeah, to add to that headcanon of gorgon being pumba, I think Zoso was actually Zazu.

(via rosexknight)

thunderclouds-house-of-fun asked: (Prince Knight) I don't either but at least I try but thi mod has gone missing if come across him please notify me

AS I said, I don’t RP. Even now, you are trying to speak to me in character which is something I don’t do. I am not actually a pony or a deer or a naga, I am a human behind a computer. I see many humans each day but I doubt any of them are you.