Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?”
Me, every time: “Oh?”
You know, I used to make fun of the characters for being surprised whenever an egg started hatching but after Pokémon go I myself am surprised whenever an egg hatched mainly because I didn’t think I walked that far.
I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you won’t get in trouble, they will just make sure you don’t have a potentially deadly drug interaction. Be safe everybody.