Silver Tongue

Jul 24

jackthevulture:

Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?”
Me, every time: “Oh?”

You know, I used to make fun of the characters for being surprised whenever an egg started hatching but after Pokémon go I myself am surprised whenever an egg hatched mainly because I didn’t think I walked that far.

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peridots-tablet:

motorizedmycologist:

becausebirds:

Bird lands on a page about itself.

“das me”

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therealjacksepticeye:

commanding-officer:

Okay, but we went from this:

To this:

And I’m more and more laughing at those :D

It’s more fun this way haha

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lunaticstar:

edgewatch76:

lunaticstar:

mrcanidan:

SHE’S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED TO SEE REAPER BEHIND HIS MASK
BLIZZARD PLS DON’T MAKE US WAIT ANY LONGER TO SEE IT OUTSELVES

hire me blizzard

S T O P

no

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ufo-spooky:

trashythingsgohere:

I live in a very classy area

I know this is supposed to be a joke but FOR REAL tell your health provider about ANY street drugs or prescription pills you got in your system. They will not ever call the cops on you, you won’t get in trouble, they will just make sure you don’t have a potentially deadly drug interaction. Be safe everybody.

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hashtagdion:

warpstar:

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them

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sketcheddy:

when

u 

draw

on

the

wrong

layer

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