Silver Tongue

Jul 24

[video]

just-shower-thoughts:

I’d like a little “fapped to” button on Facebook, just so you could anonymously let one another know that someone was thinking of you, like a tiny sticky self esteem boost.

That would be incredibly creepy that you’re fapping to people on Facebook.

(via just-shower-thoughts)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:
“ adlersassistant:
“ ghostdrive:
“ #hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place
”
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
”
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve...

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

adlersassistant:

ghostdrive:

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.

(via )

thebootydiaries:

backatitagainwiththatbullshit:

thebootydiaries:

i want a pet bagel so bad 😍

why

it’s my favourite dog bread -_-

(via taffybuns)

just-shower-thoughts:

Kari, Tori, and Grant should create a YouTube channel where they continue to bust myths. They would gain millions of Subscribers really quickly.

(via just-shower-thoughts)

[video]

I hope guys fridge goes out. That way he will know what happens to perishable food when they don’t get the proper environment they need.

I hope guys fridge goes out. That way he will know what happens to perishable food when they don’t get the proper environment they need.

(via )

[video]

thefoxhuntingman:

mysticsfalll:

if anyone ever tries to call you immature or insult you for refusing to watch a show after your favorite character dies, kindly point them to the english renaissance. queen elizabeth i was so pissed off when shakespeare killed off one of his side characters that she not only ordered him to resurrect the asshole, she royally commanded him to write another play entirely centered on the character and give him a happy ending

@householdsaint

(via taffybuns)

thatdastardlydemon:

ectobiologistrump:

cute names to call your significant other

VITAMIN D

(via taffybuns)