Silver Tongue

Jul 22

theadamantdaughter:

honxrable:

my favorite thing is how post-redemption Zuko is so wryly sarcastic ok like omg

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Firebending Masters: My great-grandfather Sozin happened
Firebending Masters when Aang makes them dance: This better teach us some really good fire bending.
When they’re stuck: Think about our place in the universe‌?

The Boiling Rock: How are you gonna get there? On Appa? Last time I checked, prisons don’t have Bison Daycares. 

The Southern Raiders: If you really want it to feel like old times, I could, uh … chase you around a while and try to capture you. 

To Aang when he dismisses Katara’s anger: That’s cute, but this isn’t air temple preschool. It’s the real world.

The best of all:

“I know! We can show him all his baby pictures, and all the happy memories will make him good again!” 

And, there’s more omfg– no wonder him and Sokka clicked, once Zuko loosened up he’s just as savagely sarcastic as Sokka, except Zuko’s is a lot more wry and Sokka’s is really jesting, but still. That’s why the two of them are #bros4lyfe on the Old Friends Poster. 

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WHY DID THEY GROW UP SO HOT. LOOK AT SOKKA’S BICEPS. LOOK AT ZUKO’S COCKY LITTLE SMIRK. THESE TWO LITTLE FUCKERS KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING HOT.

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just-shower-thoughts:

A lot of people who think they’re bad at computers are actually just bad at listening.

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just-shower-thoughts:

At this point, the Grand Theft Auto games would be far more controversial if they let you play as a law enforcement officer

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just-shower-thoughts:

Growing up, most of the crying is replaced by swearing words

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sn0wbro:
“ vote now
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sn0wbro:

vote now

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just-shower-thoughts:

Its hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it is damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

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krawdad:

kirstenlouisemcduffie:

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

“…you’re hired.”

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twixie-answers-mod:
“ comforthawk:
“ coyohti:
“ Well this is horrifying.
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twixie-answers-mod:

comforthawk:

coyohti:

Well this is horrifying.

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