Silver Tongue

Nov 05

flupup:
“ I had a thought about sans being beaten to a joke…
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flupup:

I had a thought about sans being beaten to a joke…

(via taffybuns)

saintjimmies:

i love when you’re playing cards against humanity and someone plays the “Bees?” card and everyone goes “bees?”

I don’t remember which derps against humanity episode it was but one time there was a black card where you choose three white cards and one of them was “bees? BEES! BEARS!” and i started cracking up.

(Source: saintjimmies-blog, via taffybuns)

officialkeikoandgilly:
“ The Fifth of November
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To...

officialkeikoandgilly:

The Fifth of November

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England’s overthrow.
But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James’s sake!
If you won’t give me one,
I’ll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

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laurcor98:

When my crush is online:

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When she says I’m adorable or compliments me:

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To me being Ace is…

theasexualityblog:

a-caskett-of-my-ships:

-Constantly questioning what emotions I’m feeling                                                   -No wait, Questioning everything I’ve ever felt in a situation the involved              people

-Wondering if I’m not                                                                                           -Wondering if Coming Out was a good idea because I could be wrong

-Wondering if I will ever be able to have a healthy relationship

-Wondering what sexual attraction feels like BECAUSE WHAT IF I HAVE          EXPERIENCED IT

-Wondering if I’m also aro?????

-Thinking about how I’m probably just trying to be special

-Wondering if I should ever say something to my parents

-Trying to think of creative ways to show pride that aren’t glaringly obvious 

-Admiring my ace ring (It’s really great)

-Feeling lost

-The tears on my pillow case

-Feeling left out every time some people start trying to talk about an attractive     butt                                                                                                                   -THINKING THE BUTT THING WAS A JOKE

-Feeling the words stick in my throat every time I try to say it directly to               someone

-Hearing someone I love say “Everyone’s got to be special you know what I         mean?” when a branch of asexuality get mentioned

-Continuously wonder if I’m actually pan???? honestly

-Getting nervous during truth or dare when someone asks about your crush

-Trying to decipher the difference in feelings

-Feeling like everything I do is false

 -Crying alone because I don’t know 

 -Feeling lost 

 -Wanting a relationship but thinking no one will want me 

 - Fearing myself and my feelings 

 -Feeling vaguely uncomfortable around some relationships 

 -Wanting nothing more but to feel whole 

 -Loving my friends -Learning new words constantly 

 -Connecting to some Ace stories, and not others 

 -Confusing myself with what I want

-A vocabulary lesson

-Finding a home in a world where I feel comfortable

It’s literally the same way for me on the VAST majority of these points.

You’re not alone and you’re 100% valid

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notabrobro:

nyehhehisms:

nyehhehisms:


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#fusion is a cheap tactic to make weak skeletons stronger

(Source: obnoxxiouss-blog, via taffybuns)