Silver Tongue

Jul 27

cyproterone-deactivated20220309:

it’s honestly so fucking beautiful when boys grow up to be women. amazing.

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yankingthreads:

12401:

he is drunk af

My uncle looks like this

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custarduwu asked:

Would Palkia be jealous of Dialga's onion children?

xxtc-96xx:

I think he’s got his hands full

katy-l-wood:

ofborrowedlight:

katy-l-wood:

a-wild-clover-appeared:

katy-l-wood:

Can we talk about the Olympic sharpshooter that just won with one hand in her pocket and a Witcher medallion on her belt? Because I love her.

This is how a lot of shooters operate because you are required to only use one hand in the Olympics (which is impressive on its own bc maybe I’m weak but pistols are super fucking heavy) and it’s recommended that you use a casual stance to help even your heart beat, which is really important in shooting

Fascinating! I’ve grown up with guns for my whole life but I know absolutely nothing about professional shooting. Learning a lot from this post.

@katy-l-wood​

okay but

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?? 

I do not understand but I am delighted.

my guess is blocking out all distractions to focus on whats forward like putting blinders on a horse

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punknerdmusings:

ardatli:

archaeo-geek:

kyraneko:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

people should just embrace jewel tones already if I see one more house entirely decorated in washed out neutral colours I’m gonna sue someone

hell is not a fiery demon pit its a never ending white and cream minimalist apartment, every time someone paints a room entirely white and adds a pale blue throw cushion for “a splash of colour” they are carrying out the work of the devil

#fuck resale values my mental health comes first

Writing one’s home-nesting tendencies around resale value is itself playing into the Devil’s hands.

Paint your walls. Install catwalks for your kitties. Transform your home into a hobbit-hole or the innermost chambers of a D&D dungeon owned by a particularly campy lich. Grow a rainforest of plants in your southern-exposure window rooms or strangle your house in vines.

Horrify the Petunia Dursleys of the world by your mere existence, and be happy.

A while ago Facebook kept trying to advertise some kind of design magazine/website to me with an article “The Most Colour-Soaked Home We’ve Ever Seen” and I finally clicked the link and all the pictures were a bunch of white and off-white rooms with a couple of vases and books in bright colours scattered around. Like bitch you’re advertising this to me in Atlantic Canada we don’t do “splashes of colour” we let the floodgates open. Your lame-ass pallid designs have no power here.

When it’s foggy 350 days of the year, you’ve got to be able to pick out your own house from a distance. 

,,,,Fuck

I almost started crying because?????? They’re so pretty??????????????

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april132009:

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triangle from gravity falls is unfuckable! he has never been fucked and will never be fucked, due to the fact he is a triangle and kind of a dick

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rslashrats:

shakuras3nder:

rslashrats:

the fact that real people went to dashcon and that they walk among us is terrifying to me

Where did you say they were walking?

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ovenroastedtwerkey:

sedoretu:

guerrillatech:

omg that’s not even all of it

Petition to fold Chile in half so it gobbles up the UK in one bite like Ms. Pacman

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

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