Peridot, you’re over the 140 character limit….
This only 90 characters though.
@silver-tongues-blog called me mommy >:U even though she KNOWS I’d be a terrible mother.
You wanted to spank me

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)
a guy walked into the board room and said
“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”
and i just stared at him and coldly said
“i am the regional reports manager”
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Good
(via wuffleton)
Why don’t you talk to each other?
Why don’t you talk to each other?
Just give it a try.
Why don’t you talk about what happened?
I know you’re trying to avoid it but I don’t know why.
You might not believe it.
You might not believe it but you got a lot in common, you really do.
You both love me and I love both of you.
(via bloodsbane)
[really, really likes the idea of Starfire having fangs…..]
(via bloodsbane)
[video]
Call out post: @kilalabunnies
*is a nerd
*adorable art
*adorable dork

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)
Call out post: @kilalabunnies
*is a nerd
*adorable art
*adorable dork

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)
[video]