Silver Tongue

Jul 17

badjewess:

rainfelt:

fuckitfireeverything:

sure, a mature and intelligent 14 year old girl isn’t allowed to know she’s queer because “she’s a child” but my 4 month old nephew reaches out his hand towards a woman and he’s “a real ladykiller already”

I am not a fan of the language suggesting that the fourteen-year-old isn’t a child. She is.

The reason why people assign heterosexuality to infants isn’t because they see them as mature or intelligent. It’s because they see heterosexuality as not being inherently sexual. They recognize that little kids can have crushes with no sexual element. And what we need to fight for is for the right of queer sexualities to get that same recognition: for it to be okay for a fourteen-year-old girl to know she’s queer not because she’s especially mature for her age, but because there’s nothing unusually mature about having a crush on another girl.

This is good

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Anonymous asked: An eevee.

deyogee-deactivated20190228:

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animal crossing go

gearholder:

safepotato:

datamother:

help out your neighbours and friends. make your house look pretty. be kind

Alternatively, push people you don’t like into holes and mail them garbage

Hit them with nets until they move out of your town because they’re ugly

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servbot42:

Apparently the winner of Pokken at EVO plays as Braxien and said he wanted to win so people would draw more Braxien hentai.

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the dumbest thing ever leaveme alone

revscarecrow:

skarrmory:

this is the stupidest thing ever but what about a vinesauce undertale au

geepm would be frisk because he’s the newest member

joel and rev as the skelebros

imakuni as alphys and jen as undyne

ky as mettaton

i still need help on toriel and asgore and the rest of them, and i know it would make sense for vin to be asgore, but i was considering making him asriel and flowey would be the vineshroom because that also makes sense

vinesauce characters (sponge, grand dad, etc) would also work just give me ideas here

I call sans

Would Vinny be gaster? Because he’s an expert with corruptions?

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ryukodragon:
“bidfox:
“ rnother-hen:
“ neener-nina:
“ deltadragoon:
“ vikinglibertarian:
“ zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:
“ bestrooftalkever:
“ coolstoryrob:
“ meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:
“ serionsly:
“ voyagevisuelle:
“ This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows...

ryukodragon:

bidfox:

rnother-hen:

neener-nina:

deltadragoon:

vikinglibertarian:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

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but idk

you tell me

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this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

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This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

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Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

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This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

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OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

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Originally posted by fiercereadsya

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wendycorduroy:

punlich:

dragonlionlove:

officiallust:

Obama is the Homestuck president
The entirety of HS took place within his 8-year term

holy shit

Thanks, Obama

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chefpyro:

peridot plays pokemon go and gets assaulted by every dangerous object imaginable while looking at the screen

Steven uses his bubble and shield to save her and she doesn’t even notice.

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