Silver Tongue

Oct 28

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askclaythepony replied to your video:Funhause knows what’s up.
Personally speaking I think its only bad for people who want to make money/revenue off of YT. I turned off ads for my YT until I gain revenue but we have adblock for something like this. Still if people want to use it, they have the right to use it.

except youtube and youtube red are different things.

The only way for people to not get any ad revenue is if every single one of their subscribers got youtube red and even then, they will still be getting a majoirty of their subscribers money.

best comeback for anon hate?

spookypincess:

nothing. just dont reply. lol. your anon hater will be sitting at home on their computer refreshing your page over and over again waiting to see your reaction and never get it. it will make them think either you didnt receive their hateful message, or that you dont care. either way, it is guaranteed to piss them off. because the ONLY reason someone sends anon hate, is to get a reaction from you. dont give them the satisfaction.

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“ WHO WROTE THIS
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The onion.

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WHO WROTE THIS

The onion.

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That’s… That’s not a parking spot…

That’s… That’s not a parking spot…

Anonymous asked: What's wrong with someone trying to flirt with you? I think i do not really know the reason behind it since no one never have flirted with me before tho i would take it as a compliment i suppose.

hollllow:

I spent my work days with men old enough to be my father and sometimes even my grandfather relentlessly trying to get my phone number or following me around the store asking about my schedule so they can “come and see me again”.

It’s not a compliment. It’s creepy.

A compliment is going up to someone and telling them their hair looks nice today or they have beautiful eyes and leaving. Not harassing them at work and low-key stalking them.

When some person you don’t know responds to you not giving them your number with “how about I give you mine then”, when someone comes to your work just to stare at you and follow you around the store, when someone flirts with you just because they know you can’t say anything but sickeningly sweet replies THAT is CREEPY.

These people don’t know me. They know what I look like and that’s that. They aren’t giving me compliments they’re creeping on me. They’re seeing the way I look and that’s it.

When these people force their number on me it’s not to get to know me it’s to try to court me. They say it themselves. When they stand in front of me to trap me outside away from security to ask me uncomfortable questions and stare at me it’s not a compliment.

It’s harassment and FUCKING CREEPY.

Come up to me and tell me you like the way my hair color looks, that my makeup looks nice, that I’m pretty or I have nice features and leave it at that and that’s a compliment.

Want to get to know me instead of just strait up trying to fuck me? Start a conversation. Get to know me. If you see me working the next time you’re in the store come say hi. Maybe after a bit you can ask for my number to talk more instead of to “take you out for dinner and a night at my place”.

Treat me like something more than a potential mate or fuck toy and yeah maybe I’ll take it as a compliment.

As for my co-workers, I just don’t find interest in them. Plus, the ones who are blatantly flirting with me are either putting other girls down while doing it, only doing it because they are suddenly single (making me feel like just a backup or a bandaid), being way too clingy about it, or are just being creepy.

PLUS it’s, like, super bad work ethic to date your co-workers. Last thing I need is someone I dated and then dumped in an area where they can fuck me over easy.

So what’s wrong with someone trying to flirt with me?

I literally don’t KNOW any of them.

The people who ARE flirting with me right?

Well, I don’t post about them; or if I do they’re painted in a good light.

I think anon is the kind of person who catcalls women and gets mad when they don’t respond or respond negatively. Basically an entitled piece of shit.

As kelp said, there is a difference between a complement and harassment.

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today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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this post had me in tears

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

once my newscaster tried to say “it’ll be a nice day to take a jump in the lake” but he couldn’t decide whether to say “jump” or “dip” and instead said “it’ll be a nice day to take a dump in the lake”

Once when greeting customers, I tried to say “how can I help you” and “what can I do for you” and ended up saying “how can I do you”

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WHO THE FUCK IS MEMEING AT MY COLLEGE

WHO THE FUCK IS MEMEING AT MY COLLEGE

Anonymous asked: In reference to the alex hirsch quote; You are thinking of checkers not chess

taffybuns:

ah nope sorry bud but its not only checkers that does the Other Side Of The Board Thing

you can google it yourself but to keep it short, if a pawn reaches the other side of the board without being captured you can turn it into a bishop, knight, rook or queen :o

Most games automatically turn it into a queen

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