Silver Tongue

Oct 27

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xxacantheaxx:
“ I did a thing.
”
I laughed even harder when I remembered that his ability is to make you affected by gravity

xxacantheaxx:

I did a thing.

I laughed even harder when I remembered that his ability is to make you affected by gravity

(via wuffleton)

FUCK YOU, GRAVITY FALLS!

chickenwraith:

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If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars!

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Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!

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If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass!

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It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED!

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If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

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Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck her! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife!

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Because at Big Bill Hell’s, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday!

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Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s!

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Home of CHALLENGE PISSING! That’s right, CHALLENGE PISSING!

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How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payments!

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Don’t wait, don’t delay, DON’T FUCK WITH US or we’ll rip your nuts off!

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Only at Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!

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HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute you write us a check!

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and it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL!

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Big Bill Hell’s cars! Gravity Falls’s filthiest, and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Oregon!

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GUARANTEED!

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc)

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You know, if game grumps made all the comercials that play before youtube videos, I don’t think people would skip them as often.

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I saw this post and thought about who papyrus would hang our with.

I saw this post and thought about who papyrus would hang our with.

shellyshockz:
“ It came to my attention that these two would totally hang out……………….
”
If brook and sans were best buds making music and puns, would that mean that papyrus would be buds with grim and cook and clean while complaining about all the...

shellyshockz:

It came to my attention that these two would totally hang out……………….

If brook and sans were best buds making music and puns, would that mean that papyrus would be buds with grim and cook and clean while complaining about all the puns and noise?

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

OH BOY GEM LORE

pyreo:

MY FAVOURITE

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Pearls are made for a specific client, and there are ‘hundreds’ of them. They’re something of a status symbol for the most important gems.

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Pearls have an owner, to whom they are a fancy attendant or steward.

By extension: Pearl may have been attendant to Rose Quartz, if Rose was the original ‘pink diamond’ of Homeworld’s leaders, which definitely justifies her having a Pearl gemservant. That being the original basis for their relationship was something Pearl forever found it hard to break out of, and could’ve been referenced when Rose called her “my Pearl”.

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Peridot calls herself “a Peridot”, confirming there are many of her type. And that Peridots are nowhere near the kind of status for Pearl ownership, so evidently being made a technician is fairly looked down on. This explains why she tries so hard to appear dominant over subtype/’traitor’ gems, especially Pearl in this episode, who she firmly believes is inherently lower class and less skilled than herself.

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The war for Earth lasted for AT LEAST a thousand years????

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Peridot admits to being made for a specific purpose and to excel at that purpose, also questioning Pearl’s specific ‘role’. She seems to take pride in her specialisation. She considers it demeaning that a Pearl could do a technical job to the same standard. Peridot is directly suited for supervising Kindergartens and was given the tools and knowledge for that job, and nothing else.

By extension: Pearls are by default non-combatants and non-skilled, with no real worth aside from showmanship. Our Pearl has learned a LOT to overcome the limits of her gemtype over the millenia. Since Pearl’s weapon takes the form of a spear, she could not have been made with an inherent weapon. Therefore either some gems do not have a weapon until they are trained to summon one, or our Pearl consciously attuned to a spear from whatever non-weapon she started life with.

“deep down, you know
you’re not built for fighting…”

(via jwblogofrandomness)

rasec-wizzlbang:

rasec-wizzlbang:

Have you ever thought about what alien furries would be like?
like… aliens dressing up as fauna from their own planet, or drawing “anthropomorphized” versions of their planet’s fauna (put in quotes because their physiology/appearance could be radically different from ours)
and like how human furries put boobs on animals they slap whatever physical traits they find attractive onto them
or then they come to earth and start doing that shit with earth fauna
what the hell would an elder thing’s wolf fursona look like? What if an andelite was a scalie?

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(Source: rasec-wizzlbang-blog, via wuffleton)