Silver Tongue

Jul 16

Oh joy…

Oh joy…

groovemeister-jared:

colonelmustangsnipples:

would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I

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would you

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WOULD I 

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would you

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would i what

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would you care for a free lollipop?

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WOULD I

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RADDA RADDA

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just-shower-thoughts:

Parents always say “When I was a kid we didnt play video games we played outside!” -like video games existed and they actually had the option…

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👏 everytime 👏 we 👏 touch 👏 I 👏 feel 👏 the 👏 static 👏 and 👏 everytime 👏 we 👏 kiss 👏 I 👏 reach 👏 for 👏 the 👏 sky 👏

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botsplaining:

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it turns out that all you need to convince internet men to armchair diagnose you with medically discredited psychological conditions is 150 lines of code

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memeufacturing:
“ acutenautilus:
“ old man accidentally makes perfect shitpost
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someone change the username to dril and see if it makes this make any more sense
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memeufacturing:

acutenautilus:

old man accidentally makes perfect shitpost

someone change the username to dril and see if it makes this make any more sense

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sofia-ciel:
“ alexithymia42:
“ blockmind:
“ hello-missdolly:
“ beanmom:
“ nospockdasgay:
“ redbloodedamerica:
“ mallninjacode:
“ pual1010:
“ brownglucose:
“ stunningpicture:
“ So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that...

sofia-ciel:

alexithymia42:

blockmind:

hello-missdolly:

beanmom:

nospockdasgay:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

Reblog every time I see it. Roughly once a month.

Also please never forget the pink fracking drill bit

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that’s right
fracking
you know, a process using chemicals known to cause cancer that leech into the water supply

http://www.triplepundit.com/2014/10/baker-hughes-fights-breast-cancer-pink-fracking-drill-bits/

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pink-drill-bits-bring-complaints-komen-tie-fracking-n223166

It’s that time of year again, please remember Komen is the actual worst

Komen For The Cure is pretty much awful.

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clientsfromhell:

I’m a photographer. A potential client was recommended by a mutual friend to contact me for an event photoshoot.

Client: Hi. I’m organizing a commercial event to which I will invite some of my most important clients such as [lists some local business owners]. Would you be interested to come and shoot photos?

Me: Sure! When and where is the event?

He gave me the date.

Client: It should start at 8pm but I’d need you to be there from 7 to 11 PM.

Me: Ok. Let me check on availability and I will come back to you with a quotation.

Client: Wait. Quotation? 

Me: Yes. Quotation will establish the final price of the provided services and serve as a contract. But if you need a ballpark before agreeing, I’d say it would be about xxx€.

Client: Ridiculous! Are you really trying to make money from MY event?