Silver Tongue

Jul 14

mbulteau:

awildchabi:

chromalogue:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

I officially claim “kill two chickens with one buried hatchet”

I like “Play second fiddle while Rome burns”, “Curiosity killed the goose that lays the golden egg”, and “Night owl in shining armour”.

Don’t choke on your chickens before they hatch

(via mbulteau)

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PSA:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:

docmario:

team-pyro-official:

Donkey Kong’s coconut gun can, in fact, FIRE IN SPURTS.

IF HE SHOOTS YOU, IT IS GOING TO HURT.

Spread this like wildfire.

not gonna say it again. hes bigger, faster, and stronger too.

Keep on the look out for other armed individuals, because it has been confirmed that he is but only the first member of the DK Crew

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verseandvarve:

alrighty friends i was bored so i made a what rock are you? quiz

please take to raise awareness of rocks and spread the geology love

put what rock you are in tags as it’s v important to me as a person

(via wuffleton)

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friendlyneighborhoodtrashgirl asked: What kind of Pokemon are at your restaurants?

dennys:

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📷: @crazypantsjewels @scienceinchaos @renoc-baers @planetearth-doyouread

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I spent an hour messing with assholes on Pokemon Go today

sunrisenebula:

I sat at the campus gym for like, half an hour whittling its prestige down so I could take it over, then just as I did, some random red dude sniped it from under me. So I healed up and cleared him out of there with a sound beating, but before I could get anyone in the gym, his buddy stuck a pokemon in there. It took some careful timing, but I eventually managed to stick a random flareon in there (I have so many flareon, guys. It’s a problem. I just want a jolteon or vaporeon. Either one would do. Just not another flareon, please)

So naturally, the guy starts fighting the flareon to take it out, but this time, I was ready. As soon as he wiped out the flareon and the gym turned grey, I struck. I stuck another flareon with the same nickname and nearly the same cp in there.

Cue “WTF is this piece of shit glitchy game doing?” reaction from the guy. "I beat it, why is that thing still there?“ Meanwhile, I healed up my first flareon, so when he tried again, I just stuck it back in the gym. After a few times, the timing got really easy. He beats flareon, I stick the other in, heal while he’s fighting, rinse and repeat.

I was just gonna let it go after a few repetitions, but then his buddy said “Maybe it’s that girl over there doing it?” and he replied “No, can’t be, girls suck at Pokemon.”

Bitch, it is on.

I kept it up for half an hour until he ran out of healing items and had to storm away frustrated that he couldn’t seem to capture this “glitchy” gym.

You wanna be a gym sniping asshole? Fine, I’ve got better things to do. You want to be a sexist dudebro asshole? I will destroy you and everything you love.

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wet-monsoon:
“ holy shit
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wet-monsoon:

holy shit

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