Silver Tongue

Oct 23

fangpony:

a-spoopy-mod:

started genocide.

Heard that you get best genocide if the name is “chara”

Doing just that.

Wait it changes stuff?

No clue, it doesn’t matter because i already fucked it up and don’t feel like playing anymore. I didn’t kill enoguh monsters before fighting toriel and I can’t true reset so now there aren’t enough monsters spawning in the ruins so I would have to get the true ending again to do a true reset so that I can properly genocide.

Either way, it’s enough to make me not wanna play again. I just wish that you could still true reset as long as you have gotten the true ending and already did a true reset.

(Source: silver-tongues-blog, via fangsartworkshop)

Anonymous asked: That one was just hilarious... But not as dark... I want to hear the darkest joke youve got... Lets see how deep will you go...

scraps-is-busy:

Tumblr is a non-judgemental community who seeks to help others.

The Pope and a Lawyer are at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter approaches them and says, “Hello, I am here to take you two to your new homes.” And he ushers the Pope and the Lawyer into a car. 

St Peter drives around for a bit, and they eventually pull into a small neighborhood. Full of humble little cottages and nice furnishing. St. Peter gets out and takes the Pope’s hand. “This is your home.” St. Peter Explains, and leads the Pope to the cottage. 

Peter then gets back into the car and drives again. After a while, they reach a much nicer neighborhood with mansions and golden walls. St. Peter gets out and turns to the Lawyer. “This is your home now.” Peter explains. 

The Lawyer immediately objects. “Wait, how is this my house? You must be confused. Surely this is for the Pope.” 

Peter replies “Oh no, we have plenty of Popes. You’re our first lawyer.”

started genocide.

Heard that you get best genocide if the name is “chara”

Doing just that.

spookyrosemary:

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like 

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(Source: rosemem, via robustquestioner)

abagond:
“ mrasmus:
“ fuckyeahsexyatheists:
“ therothwoman:
“ This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
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HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS?
”
Bill and Fred’s Excellent Adventures.
”
Somehow the universe did not implode.
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abagond:

mrasmus:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

therothwoman:

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS?

Bill and Fred’s Excellent Adventures.

Somehow the universe did not implode.

(Source: peteneems, via jwblogofrandomness)

ff-sade:
“ “Come on, guys. It’s time for everyone to go home.” ”

ff-sade:

“Come on, guys.  It’s time for everyone to go home.”

(via pembrokewkorgi)

supersmashthestatebros:
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supersmashthestatebros:

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kilalabunnies:
“ Poor little bby, she needs to stop falling in love so easily….
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kilalabunnies:

Poor little bby, she needs to stop falling in love so easily….

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(Source: demon-space-boi)

jristz replied to your photo:making a goat bab. What should I name her?
If is male: Cabro, If is female: Cabra, If is anithinkelse: Cable

I already named her

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