Silver Tongue

Jul 13

bolloxtothat: “ Mimikyu’s still a creepycute either way ”

bolloxtothat:

Mimikyu’s still a creepycute either way

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dangerbooze: “ silent-calling: “ @dangerbooze More helpful info, this time how to track Pokémon effectively. ” Oh thank God. I need this. We all fucking need this. ”

dangerbooze:

silent-calling:

@dangerbooze
More helpful info, this time how to track Pokémon effectively.

Oh thank God. I need this. We all fucking need this.

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hexmaniacmareen:

siderealsandman:

thewordywarlock:

lornacrowley:

undercitytwerkteam:

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that junkrat and roadhog are actual violent criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

their violent crimes canonically include hijacking ice cream trucks/accidental insurance fraud/literally stealing candy from children, people preferring to play up their endearing/comic relief traits over their Super Grim Dark ones honestly does not seem like that dire of a misinterpretation 

there’s official art of roadhog drinking from a dainty teacup and running away carrying an armful of stolen stuffed animals, and two of junkrats hero slides show him 1. hitting himself in the balls and 2. performing a rocket jump with childlike glee

the tumblr fandom apparently forgets that the Super Mario Brothers are actual violent Goomba killing criminals and not just Wacky Adventure Bros

how do u ACCIDENTALLY commit insurance fraud

The only scenario I can think of is someone owning a horse that’s insured and the losing it in a bet. Then being tricked into buying it, thinking it’s a different horse of a purer breed, and getting it insured for way more than it originally was.

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A Gripping Tale

korolevcross:

argumate:

Hmm, apparently women have weaker grip strength than men.

I wonder why.

I wonder what men are doing that gives them such iron grips.

It must be something that starts early in adolescence.

Regular, intense bursts of gripping activity… hmm. I wonder what it could be.

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my-name-is-hilarious:

“it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway” one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

They all say “no homo” before doing the deed

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kowabungadoodles: “ Ok it’s time for a poll! Reblog your Birb- Go INSTINCT! Valor - Mystic ”

kowabungadoodles:

Ok it’s time for a poll! Reblog your Birb- Go INSTINCT!

Valor - Mystic

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rottenchicken: “ A new member joins the “dead but not really“ club ”

rottenchicken:

A new member joins the “dead but not really“ club

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