>Steven keeps playing repeats of ‘Clods’ for hours.
>Steven gets to the end of the tape >“Hello. If you’re listening to this, then I have been shattered.” >“If this is Yellow Diamond, I renounce my loyalty to you.” >“If this is the Crystal Clo-Gems, you weren’t as bad as I thought.” >And if this is Steven… Thank you. Thank you for everything.“
I’M EVEN MORE SAD THEN I THOUGHT I COULD BE
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! D’:
YOU ARE PURE EVIL
SATAN MADE THIS POST
NNNOOOOO I FORBID NOT THE CINNAMON DORITO
Okay, how dare you.
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Anonymous asked: What if AU where chp was a paint and all the paints in your universe weren't paints and don't have all their nobility
Spin your character to make them sound like just the worst kind of asshole, but is technically still true. Bonus points if they’re canonically a cinnamon roll, too good, too pure for this world
Tech: Grumpy anarchist with a penchant for getting wasted
Red King: Runs a mob organization that he became the sole leader of after the ‘tragic accidents’ that claimed the lives of his cohorts. Also killed his wife. Also looks like Two-Face.
Azure Quartz: Abandons biological family for cool new one.often puts work ahead of new family. Possibly an alcoholic.
lone wanderer:
has anyone seen my dad, james? he left our home recently and i really need to find him...
the courier:
hey have you seen some asshole in a checkered suit i gotta punch his dick off
one day, all the most popular posts like do you like the colours of the sky, various characters falling in a hole and landing in hell, the post about the birb in jack and jill, all of them and the people who commented on them and made them memorable will have deactivated in their account name.
