Okay no you guys listen
the fucking Westburo Baptist Church is training a goddamn Jigglypuff to take on the Leader of the Gym parked in their front yard, ran by trainer Pinknose and his fucking Clefairy named LoveisLove but they’re such bigmouthed pussies theres been no fight yet just a bunch of talk and I physically cannot goddamn handle thiswhat the fuck
what the fuck guys jugglypuff is like the gayest pokemon smol pink puff balls what the FUCK
They… they really posted this.
What a time to be alive
I can’t believe I actually have to read the words ‘sodomite Clefairy" with my own two eyes
Someone please draw yuri of Sodomite Clefairy and Preacher Jigglypuff
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Lookit this cute nerd
I am not cute
>:USupe cute
You win. I’m all out of gifs
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WAIT THAT SILVER TONGUE BLOG IS A WITCH. THEY LITERALLY PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT DIS BICH IS GONNA PUT A BRUJERIA ON ME!!!!!
Found this post in my tags. I had to look up what that means and only found it is Spanish for witchcraft…
I don’t even know who you are……..
Lookit this cute nerd
I am not cute
>:USupe cute

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Look at this cute nerd
NOT!! CUTE!! >:V

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Lookit this cute nerd
I am not cute
>:USupe cute

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#this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both the boy and his mother saying they DID NOT want the book published#it was published#and the boy saw NONE of the profit#it went straight to the dad#so the parents got divorced and he lives with his mom now#and despite asking and demanding and explaining multiple times that they didn’t want this book out there#and please take it off the market#it never stopped#so what did they do?#they did the only thing they thought would work#they said he went to hell instead so that the christians wouldn’t buy it so the monsters wouldn’t keep selling it#and it worked#it fucking#worked#they’re pulling the book from shelves#I know this post was meant to be funny but damn#knowing the whole story kinda#feels more important to me (tags: abananapepper)
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I’ve seen some fake posts going around about people stealing Pokemon from each other in Pokemon Go by catching them first, so I just want to tell everyone, THAT IS NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS. A friend of mine and I tested it today. We walked around my apartment complex together and used the tracker to find pokemon, and every time one appeared, IT SPAWNED FOR BOTH OF US AND WE COULD BOTH CATCH IT. So, no old men are stealing pokemon from teenagers, there are no real life Team Rocket people, those posts are lies. Everyone can catch the same pokemon.
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