He’s currently the main world of Warcraft writer and narrative designer and he has a Huge fetish for women with blue skin. He’s partially responsible for why World of Warcraft has had such a sudden increase of sexy blue women lately. He retweets a lot of art of blue women. He also rewrote Nathanos’ (loyal zombie servant of sylvanas) character to have a human body, and he made that human body look like him, and he sometimes roleplays as him on Twitter. One thing with Nathanos, is that he loves Sylvanas Windrunner (blue elf woman who is the leader of the undead) unrequitedly, but he made it so actually she’s into him too. He also has a big statue of her in his office.
Some of the new races in the new expansion pack (but these aren’t all of them either)
#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated
why are these tags so funny
THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO
There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face
