I woke up this morning and decided that when pokemon go gets some updates and trainer v trainer battles are implemented, I’m going to start my life anew as a team rocket grunt. I’ll get the outfit together and a good team with koffing and ekans- and go out to meetups so I can lose to children everywhere.
I’ll have phrases ready too. “I can’t believe it- a kid BESTED ME?” “Aw boss is gonna let me have it after this!” “You have such a strong bond with your pokemon- is that why you won? Hmph.”
(via bloodsbane)
Look at this fucker! This little dick costed 15 Pokéballs. And I don’t mean I missed 15 times I mean he broke out of the Pokéballs 15x
“Firefly” uses an opposite pair of words than “waterfall”
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Well shit, I can’t use augmented reality on Pokemon go because my new phone does not have a gyroscope
its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me
I think it’s beautiful. If you told me in 2001 that I would have friends in Canada I can talk to for free, I would have punched you in the shins.
(via probablyfakeblonde)
“matpat gave the pope undertale” sounds way different than “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community and it’s customary to give the pope a gift that’s reflective of the culture your represent and he chose undertale, a game about choices, consequences and reflect and peace/love”
Yeah, “matpat met the pope while representing the YouTube gaming community” is actually even more ridiculous so I’m not sure context makes this one better
What if matpat gave him fnaf instead
He considered it but then felt a story about murdered children seeking revenge wouldn’t be appropriate to give to the pope
(via kagami-cookie)
[video]
3oh!3′s lyric “so tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is better than 21 pilots’ entire discography
(via probablyfakeblonde)
[video]
i wonder who my richest follower is
fun game: let’s see who can transfer me the largest sum of money