Silver Tongue

Jul 12

So fancy

I work at a place that makes stickers, either from pre-made designs on our store, or custom ones. A couple comes in looking for some lettering.

Client: We were looking to have some stickers designed.
Me: I can do that for you. What are you after?
Client: We want some word stickers. We found a font we liked we want you to use.
Me: Great. What’s the font?
Client: It was the fancy one.
Me: I’m sorry, the fancy one?
Client: Yes.
Me: That’s not much to go on. Do you remember the name of the font?
Client: No.
Me: Could I show you some fonts to pick out something else you’d like?
Client: No, we want the fancy one.
Me: …I don’t think I can help you.
Client: (angry) Well we’ll find someone who KNOWS what they’re doing.
They left in a huff.
I’m okay with that.

just-shower-thoughts:

I finally understand why Youngster Joey had 4 Rattatas and 1 Raticate.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Star Wars saga is just a family drama that is fucking up the galaxy

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jessicameats:

thehumorousace:
apocellipsis:
FUN FACT: it seems like more and more people are coming out as asexual because we finally feel safe enough to do so, it is not a fad, it is not a trend, and if you think it is one of those things please hop on the shut-the-fuck-up train to don’t-fucking-speak-to-me-ville.
Holy shit, it’s been put into words.
💜🌈💜
Also, people are coming out as asexual because we finally know that this is a thing that exists. We are reading things on the internet and thinking, “Oh, this sounds like me,” and, “There are other people who feel like this?” and, “Maybe I’m not broken after all.”
I wasn’t aware asexuality even existed until a couple of years ago. I mentioned asexuality to a coworker maybe a month ago and her reaction was astonished joy and, “That sounds like me!” I spoke to a woman in her fifties who said, “I always just assumed I was broken.”
People are coming out as asexual because they’ve learned that asexuality exists.

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buckywantsplums:

I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur

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notbecauseofvictories:

hey kids
you know why I like redemption narratives? because a redemption narrative says: no matter how broken or wrong or bad or stupid or ridiculous or harmful or sad or terrible, you can atone.
there is still a road back. it might be rocky and steep, complicated and messy. walking it may take all your life. you may lose your foothold, slip and fall back into the abyss, but the wall is still there. the ascent is still there. hard is not the same as impossible.
you are never too far gone. you are never beyond saving.

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courtesycalling:

you get some great dialogue if you wait around during wheatley’s boss battle

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kimreesesdaughter:

nickionthemtittieswhenisignit:
nappyhurrdontcare:
kimreesesdaughter:
kimreesesdaughter:
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

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