Silver Tongue

Jul 12

gendersnaps:

tfw ur sister who is MAX WASTED wont stop doing trust falls out of nowhere

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just-shower-thoughts:

With all the puns, rhymes and witty comments I bet Team Rocket’s Jessie and James would have amazing karma on Reddit

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shan-francisco:

Bill Nye opens his mailbox

“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month 

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eggpla:

anar-tea:

sectual-tention:

sm0k3-ring:

blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

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underthund3rlovesyou:

Prof Willow’s office

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festivebonesaw:

“not my image”

“credit to the artist”

“don’t know who drew this”

“source unknown”

then don’t fucking post it

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whosplayerthree:

Honestly why do writers think they can still get away with the outdated, overdone “GASP, THEY’RE A GIRL?!?!!?!” plot twist/reveal any more when the bar’s already been set so high with

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toxicgummy:

tOP QUALITY SMEG @epic-divorceman

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dredsina:

i always hesitate to go to youtube vids of classic rock because

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