Silver Tongue

Jul 11

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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Super Speedy Sparkles Giveaway

ask-crystalwhooves:

Life’s still hecka hectic but I figured it was about time I did a giveaway on Sparklebutt’s blog! This will be for 3 pieces of art:

1st place: Fullbody Coloured piece with simple bg or Coloured avatar with basic animation.
2nd and 3rd: Coloured avatar or Full body sketch.

Rules:
-Must be following CrystalWhooves.
-Only reblogs count; include a ref sheet of your pony.
-The winner/s will be picked by random number generator; the finished piece will be cross-posted from my art blog.
-The giveaway ends today (11 July) at 8.30pm GMT.
-Have your ask box open: winners will be announced between 8.30 and 9pm and contacted to confirm what they would like.
-That’s about it!

http://silver-tongues-blog.tumblr.com/post/132386114340/new-silver-tongue-reference-sheet

just-shower-thoughts:

People all over should know that their Parents are not their Emergency Fund. And their Children are not their Retirement Fund.

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findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:
noctstiel:
noctstiel:
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.
WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

Oh, right

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Anyone remember topaz? he was for a thing but it doesn’t exist anymore. I don’t know what to do with him now.

heyitspj:

the best part about pokemon go is that it gives credence and validity to

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me playing pokemon: why do all of these npc trainers have so many of the same pokemon, and only like teams of 2-3? this is unrealistic they should have full 6 pokemon teams and cover all their type weaknesses and
me playing pokemon go, arms full of nidoran,: I now understand

blacksnow2296:

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