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What is it?
A butterfly. What does that get me?
a flaming skeleton playing guitar. No idea what powers that gives me but they’re awesome
um…..the city of chicago? so I guess vast powers of racism and corruption? wonderful.
THE MOON
Ichimatsu Matsuno.
Sooo I gain the ability to turn into a human/cat hybrid, shit on command, burst into flames when confronted with pda… and have the love & trust of every cat within my neighborhood.
…I’m cool with this.
A red ideya.
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B)
ASHE.
LITERALLY ASHE.
I GET SLUTTY FOX POWERS.
Majora’s Mask
Welp, guess I’m gonna destroy the world using the moon
A picture I drew of Chara and Asriel Dreemurr in their evil god forms.
YES.
I got heart aspect. That means soul. Bitchen! I get to do whatever I want with people’s souls! And my lock screen is time so I get time powers too? Fuck yeah, I’m like a strider fusion!
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YOUR DRAGON NAME
- last two letters of your first name
- middle two letters of your last name
- first two letters of your mother’s name
- last letter of your father’s name
mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!
I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones.
Caelmin
hm. I’m okay with that.Niielies
Kadekac
Catogro
wh
Esuythi
at least the name looks coolOreaalim
Oooooh, sounds ocean-y and majestic.
Dymobron
Sounds like a loud Dragon
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Bro. I ain’t even know elephants had titties
this ruined my life
Ya girl went to the podiatrist for the corns on her feet and you see this hippo frying jeans in a rice cooker she staying at y’all house because they kicked her out the tundra what do you do
ENOUGH
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Comic N-009: “CHERISH THIS BIRD”
As much as I like those other guys we gotta pay tribute to the objectively best characters.
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kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
I need volunteers
For what?
I’m going to the airport wearing an expensive black dress with a diamond necklace and glasses of champagne in both hands, waltzing through, casually reminding my chauffeur to haul my bags in for me. I need 4-5 attractive people (race+gender doesn’t matter) wearing clothes that are not better than mine, and cool sunglasses begging me not to leave, on their knees, barely grasping my dress because they want me to stay but at the same time they know the dress is worth more than anything they can ever afford. Turning around every so slightly and almost spilling, but not quite all the way there, my champagne, I’ll laugh and say quite loudly, “darlings I have to visit my ACTUAL husband!”
how do i get in on this
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