Silver Tongue

Apr 11

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liquidstar:

sslashbandit:

liquidstar:

therealklt:

liquidstar:

my brothers share a room and i just heard one say “lets see who can punch themselves in the face the hardest” followed by punching sounds

OP who won

I truly think this was a lose-lose situation

obviously OP didn’t win

as the only sibling with an unpunched pain-free face i disagree

geminiagent:

avatrashh:

Modern Spongebob is wild man

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hammertimeinthegrill420:
“ masterblaster:
“ theeasyvirtue:
“ masterblaster:
“ We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
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to big to use….?
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You know, I’m glad you asked,...

hammertimeinthegrill420:

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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