GUYS, LOOK
CONSERVATIVE SUPPORT IS LITERALLY ALL PEOPLE OVER 50
SEE THAT?
THOSE ARE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE. VOTING CONSERVATIVE
NOW HERE’S US:
LOOKS PRETTY DIFFERENT DOESN IT.
YEP. NOW GET THIS.
THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THEM
YEP
SO HOW COME THE CONSERVATIVES GET IN? HOW COME THEY’VE BEEN IN POWER FOR THE PAST EIGHT BILLION YEARS DEAR LORD?
VOTER TURN OUT
THEM:
US:
LOOK AT THAT!!!!
LOOK AT FREAKING US!!
The only reason they win is because OLD PEOPLE SHOW UP TO VOTE.
OLD PEOPLE KNOW THEIR RIGHTS AND THEY FREAKING STAND UP FOR THEM
THEY GO OUT THERE AND THE PUT A BALLOT IN A FREAKING BOX
AND THAT’S WHY THEY ARE CONTROLLING OUR COUNTRY EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN THEIR SENIOR YEARS AND WE ARE THE ONES ENTERING THE WORKFORCE AND SUFFERING UNDER A BAD ECONOMY AND WE ARE THE ONES WHO ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE FUTURE WE ARE THE PRESENT AND THE FUTURE AND WE HAVE NO FREAKIN SAY BECAUSE WE
DIDN’T
SHOW
UP.
SO GUYS PLEASE, PLEASE I’M FREAKING BEGGING YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MONDAY ON OCTOBER 19, ARE YOU WORKING, ARE YOU IN CLASS, ARE YOU VISITING YOUR SICK MOTHER, ARE YOU BEDBOUND, EITHER WAY IT’S POSSIBLE TO VOTE, YOU’RE LEGALLY ALLOWED TIME OFF TO DO THIS THING. YOU CAN DO IT IN ADVANCE IF THAT’S EASIER, YOU CAN VOTE BY MAIL, YOU CAN USE SO MANY THINGS AS ID LOOK IT UP AS LONG AS IT HAS YOUR NAME AND PICTURE AND SOMETHING WITH YOUR ADDRESS, THERE ARE EXAMPLES HERE, YOU CAN DO IT BY PIGEON FOR ALL I CARE JUST DO THE THING PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU DO THE THING.
HERE’S WHERE TO GO AND HOW TO DO IT
PLEASE DO IT PASS IT ALONG SPREAD IT TO YOUR FRIENDS
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED ABOUT HOW TO DO THE THING ASK ME I WILL LOOK UP ANYTHING YOU WANT FOR YOU
LET’S SHOCK THE HELL OUT OF THEM PLEASE I <3 YOU ALL I BELIEVE IN YOU
AND IF YOU DON’T I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PERSONALLY SMASH YOUR TEA ON THE FLOOR WHILE HOWLING WHYYYYYYY AND I WILL HaUNT yOU As a GhOST
