Silver Tongue

Oct 14

zackisontumblr:

do you ever wonder how many times you have clicked a mouse in your life because i do and it scares me how high the number probably is

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maybeiwasserious:

tredlocity:

The old mayor is gone.

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chefpyro:

j0hntitor:

keep-gravityfalls-weird:

keep-gravityfalls-weird:

Literally and actually punched my computer at this moment

I’m going to have to pay like $400 that I don’t have the least you could do is give me a successful post on tumblr.com

If this doesn’t sum up Steven Universe fans perfectly I’m not sure what does

They weren’t even watching Steven Universe: that’s Gravity Falls. What are you on about.

Man, people are overreacting to teh seson two finale of rick and morty

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annalikesthings:

arthurconandoyle:

I LOVE THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SICK OF DENYING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE IS THE ONLY ADAPTATION OF MY WORK THAT TRULY UNDERSTANDS THE CRUCIAL THEMES

#i’m glad this url went to someone who knew what to do with it

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tanicuscaesareth:

peakae:

katoskakid:

i think dean made an appearance on gravity falls?? ???

he probably wanted to know what it felt like to be in a good paranormal show

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Oct 13

thatsthat24:

juryrig:

paxamericana:

four minutes later

tune in next time when i choke out presidential hopeful michael huck-a-bee

I went on to Twitter to verify this because I couldn’t believe it was real. Despicable.

Huckabee is a pathetic, disgusting person

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She likes glitter

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Anonymous asked: Kind of looks like she's trying to throw up a rag.

In the first pic? that’s her tongue. She doesn’t know how to handle such a long tongue and it doesn’t help that horns were also growing out of her head and her tail became deformed and growing wings is probably painful. Not to mention that her fangs coming in caused her mouth to get pretty bloody.

She was just in agony in general.

But being a succubus has its benefits.

Like aphrodisiacs in your saliva and breath in general. 

butt-hol:

butt-hol:

we here at the butt hol headquarters sincerely apologize if enjoying this blog’s content leads to being recommended other, much more highly nefarious blogs

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