Silver Tongue

Jul 10

just-shower-thoughts:

In less than 72 hours, Niantic has turned all of our sophisticated smartphones back into Gameboy Colors.

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sahdirah:

mm-imagerie:

do-you-have-a-flag:

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

  • sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
  • the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
  • ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 
  • rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

There’s a word for that. Nostalgia. Because those things are now impractical. But it brings you back to a time where you didn’t have to worry about debt, economy, war or trump and Hillary being presented. You just had to worry about how to beat the fucking great bay temple in majoras mask.

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retrogamingblog:
“ Oh please, The Lord is my father’s name, just call me Cross Guy
”

retrogamingblog:

Oh please, The Lord is my father’s name, just call me Cross Guy

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twixie-answers-mod:
“slagartehfox:
“ kaldicuct:
“ slagartehfox:
“ libertymints:
“ the-cringe-channel:
“ okay i know this is a mascot thing but i’ve been laughing my ass off for five minutes straight imagining a furry drug bust
the criminals all put...

twixie-answers-mod:

slagartehfox:

kaldicuct:

slagartehfox:

libertymints:

the-cringe-channel:

okay i know this is a mascot thing but i’ve been laughing my ass off for five minutes straight imagining a furry drug bust

the criminals all put down their weapons because they’re just too uncomfortable to fight back

I’m embarrassed to live here

I can’t believe MY TOWN HAS A FURRY COP

…how is this cringe? Have you forgotten most of us grew up with MaGruff the Crime Dog?

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Or the DARE Tiger

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Or the time when Dalmatians symbolized the fire department

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I remember this one thing, Sparky Rat I think was the name. Had a Genie that would keep Sparky out of trouble regarding electricity.

Does anyone else remember that?

No, I just remember the lightening bug (that looked like a light-bulb) warning kids about being safe with electricity in little cartoon PSAs.

We had Smokey the Bear and Woody the Owl.

Remember the recycling bear? I don’t remember the name but I remember it existed.

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just-shower-thoughts:

Phone Thieves can now be considered to be a part of Team Rocket

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dimetrodone:
“ acapella-man:
“ wine-feathered-finch:
“ bagged-a-bazooka:
“ birdsphere:
“ i just have to point out the tag says “Nice to be Kneaded” ”
The father, the son and the holy spirit
”
The father, the son and the holy toast
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dimetrodone:

acapella-man:

wine-feathered-finch:

bagged-a-bazooka:

birdsphere:

i just have to point out the tag says “Nice to be Kneaded”

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The father, the son and the holy spirit

The father, the son and the holy toast

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Jul 09

When you suck at tossing Pokeballs

inconsistent-igloo:

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