Silver Tongue

Jan 16

moonpaw:

l-anna-art:

cyber-phobia:

gentrychild:

pocketramblr:

official-cisphobe:

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

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oh heck yeah

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Well, that’s a f*cking lie.

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…..gimme your bones

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It fits pretty well for me lmao

I have a mouth I must

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effervescent

phantomrose96:

puppetmaster55:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Fun FMA manga fact:

This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.

Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”

Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”

So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.

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Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.

roy’s reaction is literally

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Spot the difference

fun fact! the incorrect information was planted by father and the homunculi to make sure the elrics get under their command as state alchemists in order to use them as a sacrifice

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zomboney:

unquestionablyquestionable:

ambulatoryhoodie:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

do those really detailed ‘gaming spaces’ just make anyone else feel depressed. like the gamer bed

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this just makes me lose the will to live. if i sat in this i would spiral into the worst depressive episode in my life

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Is that a ramen cup holder?

That is absolutely not an ICU bed. Why tf would they put an ICU bed in a grey room obviously meant for photoshoots?? Also, there is no railing, the bed does not have wheels, and he is not hooked up to a drip or any sort of intensive care equipment. This is a bed for gamers who don’t want to get out of bed. 

absolutely is. this is a picture of the gamer ICU and the hardworking gamer nurses and doctors dont spend years playing surgeon simulator to be disrespected like this. please think before you post. thank you

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lemmingue:

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Pokémon emerald (2004)

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eggastential-biscuits:

anxietyproblem:

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Finally,

Someone else gets it

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guerrillatech:

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Life hacks

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catchymemes:

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Originally posted by utiligif

If I wasn’t feeling old 2min ago I damn well am now.

this post came into my house and slapped me with my own slippers.

I’m old enough to have written “how to find pornography online” articles for a physical newspaper. And at the time, that meant “go to alt.binaries“

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