an important update:
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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
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best chip flavor………….
bbq
salt & vinegar
plain/salted
sour cream & onion
dill pickle
all dressed
ketchup
cheese
jalapeno
some other shit (elaborate in the tags?)
See Resultsreblog it after u vote saying what u voted for :3 im a nosy piece of shit i need to know
how the FUCK is this not a sour cream sweep?
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an important update:
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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
Jeff this is not a bad joke
Jeff this is not a joke it’s a prophecy
I am convinced the only reason people work for SpaceX is to make this prophecy a reality
LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST
Reblog to let Apollo hit Jeff with the gift of prophecy
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I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world
How
-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high
It’s called soberweed, supposed to turn you into a real productive member of society
You wanna hit off this bro? *Hands you a piece of string I pulled out of my pocket*
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i had a fever dream about hrt gummies
“Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck.”
“Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain’t forya.”
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the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years
Don’t forget the latest version, Ten Years
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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
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